Miss Teen Louisiana Is A Food Thief

October 21, 2008

That’s right. Lindsey Evans, the reigning Miss Teen Louisiana, tried to run out on a restaurant tab that she and her hell raising friends ran up at a posh Bossier City eatery. The 4 young people purposely ran up a ridiculous tab of $46.07 then took off. (What the hell, how many bottles of Courvoisier were they downing?)

The would be thieves would have been able to pull off this major heist if not for one tiny problem. Beautiful Lindsey accidentally left her purse behind at the table. Unfortunately, the purse not only contained her license but also a bag of weed. Turns out Miss Louisiana is a stoner as well as a food thief. (This actually makes sense as the two usually run hand in hand).

When Lindsey returned to the restaurant to retrieve her purse, the police were waiting for her. Her three accomplices, apparently also just as intelligent as Lindsey, came rolling into the restaurant parking lot with her and were charged with a variety of crimes as well.

To her credit, in spite of her misfortune, Lindsey took a fine mug shot. I credit this to her years of pageant training.

Frankly, Lindsey’s bad fortune is good publicity for Louisiana. Who knew that they had any attractive women down there in Bayou country? She has all of her teeth and seems to have a reasonably correct height to weight ratio. Sure, her IQ is still in short bus territory but you can’t have everything.

This Buds for you Lindsey! (Please be sure to pay for it using your fake ID before you leave the premises).

By the way. Don’t confuse Miss Teen Louisiana with Miss Teen South Carolina although they may share a similar intelligence pattern.