Just Wait Until I Am President!!!

I watched the Republican debate last night because I wanted to check out that hotty, Mitt Romney. (I kid…you know I mean Michele Bachmann. At least until Sarah shows up). Anyway, I kept hearing over and over what the various candidates will do on the first day they become POTUS. Not the 3rd day or second week, the first day! I thought that was pretty awesome.

But then I started to think that the “first day” was something like a year and 4 months from now. What the hell? That sure seems like a long time to wait to get things done. I mean, don’t most of these people already have government jobs? In fact, haven’t most of them been in the government for a long, long time? If so, why do I have to wait another year for things to get fixed? Can’t they fix it now?

Don’t these people have any clout now? Couldn’t Newt persuade his buds in Congress to get cracking on the fixes now? I know Ron Paul is considered a lunatic and has no pull but Mitt and Rick do. Do you really think that any congressman is going to want to get on the wrong side of the future potential POTUS? I just don’t understand why we are perpetually told that something good will get done at some point in the future.

And, by the way, this is no way a hall pass for Barry “whatever you want to do” Obama. Believe me, I like having a smart, eloquent person leading this country. But I also like someone with a set of balls. (like Hillary). If you believe in your plan, ram it down the throat of the other guy. You can hate Bush/Cheney, and I do, but they did whatever the hell they wanted to do. Barry just doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. Why can’t Bobby Knight run for president? If you sassed Bob, he would throw a chair at you. That’s my kind of leader.

I guess none of this will matter once Sarah throws her beautiful, freshly cut flowers smelling, hat into the ring. She’s a momma bear, maverick, and a true leader. If the Congress gets lippy with her, she will just quit. Sarah takes no crap from anyone. She is the Chuck Norris of female politicians. (But with the looks of Hasselhoff ). I can’t wait see what she wears when she is sworn in. In the meantime, I guess Michele will have to do but it’s just not the same.   

Oh Michele…with talent like that, how did you end up with so many kids?

10 Responses to Just Wait Until I Am President!!!

  1. elizabeth3hersh says:

    I thought things might get interesting when Perry brought up Galileo considering Perry basically represents the ‘church’ which accused Galileo of heresy (the only thing interesting was Bill Maher mentioning in a tweet that Michele Bachmann’s hair resembled a Planet of the Apes character). The moderators could have tied in Perry’s Galileo comment in with evolution and climatology, but gave him a pass (see why I was bored silly?). Of the bunch, my money is on Huntsman, but I’m afraid the great unwashed masses are going to invest in the buffed, coiffed and well-manicured Perry. Ho hum.

    • tannerleah says:

      The great question would have been, “When was the Earth created?” Almost all would have picked between 2000 and 6000 years ago. Not that their followers would care but for everyone else it would be a “really?” moment.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Huntsman is the only Republican candidate with any common sense. Unfortunately the extremist candidates seem to appeal more to the senseless masses.

  3. Anonymous says:

    At least Huntsman believes in evolution and climate change. Ron Paul is too crazy for me. Anyone who names his kid Rand (after Ayn Rand) is too kooky for me.

    • tannerleah says:

      Mostly I like crazy man because he seems like he would actually end the war(s) immediately. Plus, he would stop the war on drugs and we could all smoke fatties all day long. (Plus, the increased tax revenue from 7-11 would pay down the debt in no time). If Huntsman hands out blunts at his rallies, I am in.

  4. Bobby Knight as POTUS.. I nearly choked on my coffee. Speaking of choking on things, that’s just obscene. Truly. But, apparently she’s got a big enough mouth to handle that…

  5. nursemyra says:

    Haha… great photo. I don’t know the names of all your politicians so I misread Ron Paul as Ru Paul. Now that would be fun….

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