Obviously, as an occasional black man, I have a real problem with this. First of all, I am simply too old to learn Spanish. I have tried in the past and failed miserably at it. Do you know that virtually every mexican word is different from its american counterpart? That means I would need to learn like a million new words! At least when I tried to learn Ebonics it a) kinda sounded like american and b) only consisted of maybe 10 words.
Plus, I really don’t like mexican food. I could live forever on a diet of white and black people food. Spam, mac and cheese, corndogs, fried chicken and watermelon. Mmmm good. Tacos and refried beans? I don’t think so. Plus, they have those little nasty cracker like things that you put some sort of vegetable blend on. That blend just happens to be made of the vegetables that americans can’t stand. That’s why the mexicans have them in the first place.
The only good news about the mexicans taking over second place is that they have nice looking cars and about half a dozen of the women are hot. True, most are pushing 200 pounds and have lip hair but there are some diamonds to be found if you look hard enough. The music is horrible except for Feliz Navidad and La Bamba. How many freaking times can I hear those songs before stabbing my eardrums like pinatas? (Another stupid mexican thing. Fill an animal with candy and then beat the crap out of it until its innards fall out. Gee Paco, how long did it take you to come up with that great idea?)
It is estimated that by 2050, whitey will be in second place behind the mexicans…in AMERICA! How is that even possible? If american women would just start putting out more this would not be an issue. C’mon ladies, don’t let Juanita steal your man. If a guy gets you the 2 for $20 combo at Applebees, you have an obligation to let him hit that in the name of america. As for my black brothers and sisters, you are never going to catch up if the men keep going to jail on purpose. I know you would rather be in jail than have to listen to Oprah but it is killing your headcount.
Lastly, according to the 2010 census, china people are also growing at an alarming rate. I was surprised to hear this because I thought china girls really don’t put out. But, apparently, that is just an act. That saying, “me so horny”, must really be true. Anyway, it’s just another reason for americans to keep their race first. Can you imagine car insurance rates if the china people take over the roads? Plus, I am not really a fan of pork fried rice and monkey brains.
Good people of America (meaning the whites and blacks), start doing the deed like you mean it. Your country is counting on you. Also, gay people of America. I encourage you to cross over every now and then. Just grit your teeth and do it. Especially if you are already a pitcher. Yes, it won’t feel as good but the results will be much more beneficial to the American race. (Plus, your junk will smell like fish instead of poopy. That would be a nice change).
If I have to start calling Jesus “Hey-Zeus”, I am going to be wicked pissed. Now, it’s time for my fiesta (that means nap in mexican). TL