30 Months In Jail For Being A Peeping Tom?

That was the sentence handed down for the guy that peeped on Erin Andrews. She is the international superstar sideline reporter for ESPN. No, I have never heard of her before this but, apparently, videotaping her nude is a huge no-no. The guy also taped 16 others women but I guess they aren’t superstars.

Seems to me that this is a pretty stiff sentence. I don’t think attempted murderers even get that much time. If I were going to go to jail, I think I would stalk someone more attractive. It should be worth being ganged raped for. Maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt or Ed Asner. Certainly not Erin Andrews.

When I was a young man, I peeped on the old lady next door. (She was maybe 50?) I would stand at the trailer back door which lined up with her trailer back door. She would open the window to vent the bathroom providing me with a perfect line of view. She was in pretty good shape for an old woman but certainly not good enough to get arrested for. In fact, she should have been arrested for making me look at her deflated fun bags. The horror…

I suspect Erin has her job because she is pleasant to look at. So, the very thing she so desperately wants to protect, her body, is why any of us ever heard of her in the first place. The only ugly chick on TV (Rosie doesn’t count) these days is Candy Crowley from CNN. My god, how can such an unpleasant looking woman be named “Candy”. My guess is due to the buckets of candy she probably ate as a kid.

Another celebrity that doesn’t like to be “undressed” by men is Jessica Simpson. The fact that she has implants the size of a Ford truck would seem to contradict her comments but maybe I am just misinformed. Don’t worry Jessica…no one is looking at you compressed into your mom jeans. We are merely admiring your amazing singing ability. Your portrayal of “Daisy Duke” was certainly Oscar worthy…not showing off your assets there, were you?

Look ladies. If you are pleasant to look at, men are going to look at you. They are going to imagine you without clothes and try to estimate just how flexible you are. They are going to imagine doing all kinds of unseemly things to you and make you do things in their minds that would make Larry Flint blush. It is who we are…animals.

Obviously, this gives no man the right to act out on these thoughts, unless of course he has paid for your services or bought you dinner. So, while this guy was no doubt a creep, he was merely fantasizing about a woman that he could never actually have. Put him on a restraining order, have him serve 30 days and get counseling. That should do the trick.

As for Erin, I see that she has decided to take on a low profile and perform on Dancing With The Stars. A sure fire way to make sure men don’t ogle you in skintight outfits. Well, at least not the 2 gay judges. Keep fighting the good fight, Erin. I will not be watching as I don’t have 30 months to give up for looking at you.

(Erin trying not to be ogled by men or showing off her sacred body).


17 Responses to 30 Months In Jail For Being A Peeping Tom?

  1. nonnie9999 says:

    candy crowley is the only ugly chick on tv? how about whoopi goldberg? nancy grace? the girls on jersey shore? tori spelling?

  2. Bearman says:

    haha he said “stiff sentence”!!!

  3. bilroni says:

    Well, if nothing else, at least we would have a surplus of pickles…….

    Wait, that doesn’t work here… Unless Erin Andrews had the cucumber, and…. Okay, never mind. I’m giving up, this is hard…

    huh huh, hard….

  4. 30 months does seem rather stiff, as do the gentlemen surrounding Erin Andrews in the photo. You may well ask why I am staring at their packages. Frankly, bigger, girthier issues are at stake here and I’ll be damned if I’m going down under a dogpile of self-inflicted dick jokes and double-entendres.


    You started it!

  5. elizabeth3hersh says:

    I was surprised the sentence was so low considering he was a serial peeper and the lengths he went to in order to peep. No, this calls for the Capitalist Lion Tamer business model for revenge served cold. I would have sidled up to him in a bar and slipped copious amount of Lomotil in his drink and headed off to a buffet where I would encourage him to gorge, but restrict his fluids. After a day or two, I would have surreptitiously (is there any other way?) videotaped him in his hotel room bathroom straining to pass a football sized concrete fecal bolus. Larry Flynt would take that clip in a heartbeat.

  6. 30 month…why couldn’t they have just said 2 years and 6 months? or two and half months..ps..still waiting for you to mail me a toe or something..to prove you are missing your leg. when i was a kid i had a babysitter who only had one leg. her name was Florence. and her other leg was really nasty looking. so i told her that if since she only had one foot it wouldn’t kill her to go get a pedicure, i mean they would probably only charge her half price. she tried to beat me but i ran out of her reach….did you get to keep your spare leg?

  7. Michael says:

    I think the sentence should have been more ironic, like Erin Andrews should get to see him naked or something like that.

  8. bschooled says:

    Jennifer Love Hewitt?

  9. Interesting.

    There’s this anonymous college gossip website, and someone (a bot of some sort) spams ALL the individual college forums with this website that’s like erinandrewsnekked.

    I just assumed she was a porn star since I don’t watch t.v.

    I think the issue here is, the violation of someone’s privacy. Someone should have a choice whether to be naked or not. This man videotaped her without her consent and showcased it for billions of people to see. I’d want a strong sentence for someone who pulled that shit too. It’s deeply humiliating and horrifying. Imagine walking down the street (as a woman, because for a man it may not be the same) and knowing that 90% of the men out there know what your body looks like underneath your clothes.
    idk. I’m just saying.

    And yes, attempted murder is bad. I’m too lazy to get the average sentences for it right now. Maybe this one should have been cut a bit, and we need to reevaluate our justice system.

    But videotaping someone naked without their consent, or photographing them naked without their consent (ie, the example they usually give here is pulling a passed out girl into a room and taking her clothes off and taking pictures of it) is a FELONY.

    • tannerleah says:

      You are correct. However, this speaks to the puritanical society we live in. If you have read my stuff, you would know that I frequently throw my junk on the table when speaking with people. Sure, it’s a little awkward at first, but people come around. If we all threw our junk on the table, or boobs, what a wonderful world it would be.

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