I really don’t understand this. Isn’t Iran a sovereign nation? Don’t they have the right to decide whether they want to pursue nuclear technology as they see fit? Why is it that only countries holding nukes are saying they can’t have any?
Imagine another country telling the US what to do …about anything. People would be through the roof carrying on about our rights and freedoms. Yet with the Iranians, because they are evil, we get to dictate what they can and cannot do. Ridiculous.
Think of it this way. Because Muslims do not approve of alcohol and are the majority religion in the world, what if they decided that the US could no longer sell beer? There would be a bunch of pissed off rednecks to contend with. Sure, no loss to get rid of Schlitz or PBR, but what about the good stuff? Also, what if they said that women were no longer allowed to shave? How would you like to deal with that? Armpits and bushes looking all French and everything. Eww…
However, since this is the path we have chosen to take, I have decided to embrace my God given power and make some other demands:
Germany – Please stop speaking German. That guttural sound you make is making me sick. It doesn’t sound good and hurts my ears. Start speaking French…immediately.
France – Would it kill you people to bathe and shave on a regular basis? Make it happen.
England – Really…are there no dentists in that country anywhere?
China – Stop killing panda bears and wearing them for coats. What the hell is wrong with you? Plus, buy some forks. Eating with wood sticks is just ridiculous.
Mexico – Eh, I don’t really have any complaints with you guys. You work hard and gave us tacos. You rock.
Canadians – Change your national anthem since you stole it from France. That’s just rude. Also, take back Celine but give us Shania. Thank you.
There are several hundred more demands that I will publish in my manifesto titled, “Do What I Fu**ing Tell You To Do”. If you have any demands you would like me to add, just let me know.