Mackenzie Phillips Slept With Her Dad

Apparently, this is one of the stories that will come out in her new book, “High on Arrival”. Is this allegation true? I don’t know, so let’s ask her dad, John Phillips. Oh wait…John died several years ago so we will never know his side of the story. How convenient.

Why do people insist on throwing the dead under the bus? If this was such an integral part of her life, shouldn’t she have brought it up before now? Why wait until your career is dead and those involved are equally dead? Could it be…oh, I don’t know…for the money? 

Didn’t her costar, Valerie Bertinelli, also recently write a “tell all” book? I wonder if the two could in anyway be related. It’s too bad that Schneider is dead because who knows what kind of crazy celebrities he banged. 

To be honest, I am skeptical of this story for two reasons. First, have you ever seen John’s wife, Michelle Phillips? She is smoking hot. Second, have you ever seen Mackenzie Phillips? Her face looks like it was leveled with a road grader. Why in the world would a celebrity with a hot wife, who could have all kinds of women, bang his ugly daughter? Would you hit this?

Mackenzie Phillips

I didn’t think so. Mac also says that she slept with Mick Jagger. This is possible because he may have thrown her a pity fu** as a favor to her family. Mick is kind like that. He has done all kinds of ugly women in his day. (David Bowie probably being the ugliest of the lot). 

Look, if John Phillips actually slept with his own daughter, he is probably roasting quite nicely in hell. But why must we have the tell all book? Who cares? And who gets to defend the defenseless dead guy? I slept with Ed McMahon but you don’t see me writing a book about it. (Oh, the stories I could tell. I didn’t call him “Mr. Ed” for nothing.) 

Enjoy your last 15 minutes on Oprah, Mackenzie. Maybe someone will actually remember you were the ugly kid on “One Day at a Time”. Probably, most won’t. In your next book, you can one up yourself and talk about the tryst you had with Jesus Christ behind the 7-11 when you were twelve. I am sure it will be riveting.

29 Responses to Mackenzie Phillips Slept With Her Dad

  1. davis says:

    not sure you get the motivation there

  2. yorksnbeans says:

    I agree TL…why would she wait until now other than for money and/or attention?

  3. yorksnbeans says:

    Hey, I wasn’t born yesterday, and you can’t pull the wool over this troll’s eyes (even though she does wear a mask).

  4. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Would anyone like to hear my “I slept with my rabbi story” (it’s true)?

    • tannerleah says:

      Couldn’t you insert a wide variety of professions in the place of rabbi? I want to hear it.

    • yorksnbeans says:

      Would love to hear it, but will it top the following? The rabbi from my parents synagogue in Florida (who married me) was dating one of the single women in the congregation and one night while doing the deed he kicked the bucket.

      • elizabeth3hersh says:

        Never had anyone ‘kick the bucket’ while doing the deed…guess I’m not exciting enough. Since I’m from Miami, I better google ‘my’ rabbi and make sure he’s still alive and not the one who kicked the bucket.

  5. Jack stoskopf says:

    I cant believe how cynical most of you all are. As one molested as a child and a teen your posts sicken me. I suppose the holocaust never happened either. Just because it didn’t happen to you, you would never believe it to be true.

    • tannerleah says:

      I’m sorry, do I know you? Do you know anyone here? I didn’t think so. So shut your self righteous pie-hole until you know what you are talking about.

      Now, as to the Holocaust. Of course that’s true. It’s dinosaurs and man landing on the moon that is bullcrap.

      • Jack stoskopf says:

        I would like to know you and then you could watch me kick the self righteous crap out of your a hole

        • tannerleah says:

          Ah…and a tough guy to boot. How impressive.

        • elizabeth3hersh says:

          Jack, he is joking. He’s not that cynical. Personally, I think the story should be told. Just like the story of “Grasshopper” (David Carradine) and his incestuous relationship needed to be told. People should be held accountable even if it is done posthumously. Truth is, TL would kick the crap out of your abuser if he could (I know I would). Stick around. It’s a fun blog.

          P.S. I was abused too.

          • tannerleah says:

            Eh, I probably over reacted to Jack. I just get frustrated when people pop in out of the blue and judge everyone without taking a few minutes to understand what the site is really about. How many times have I written about my lack of tolerance towards the abuse of children? I think my record is pretty clear.

      • elizabeth3hersh says:

        Bart, I thought we had a thang goin’ on. You’re supposed to be on my side (I feel betrayed). Please encourage TL to expunge his pugilistic tendencies by listening to Gregorian chants upon awakening and learning how to embrace his feminine side (he loves to ‘dress up’ on Halloween if you know what I mean).

  6. nonnie9999 says:

    apparently, there are therapists who not only see patients but are also book agents. people there go directly from the couch to the printer’s.

  7. nursemyra says:

    you wanna hear my “my doctor asked me to participate in a threesome” story?

    After we hear elizabeth’s rabbi story of course

  8. You wanna hear my story about how I got seduced by a pottery-making ghost? It was beautifully lit and the soundtrack was to die for, but at that point, a little bit of me died.

    I think it was my sense of humor.

    How dare you, sir! This kind of pompous-assery will not be tolerated, not in the kind and decent forum that is the internet.

    I am currently writing letters to my congressman, my senator and my former headmistress at the St. Nimrod Christian Academy. This type of injustice will not be tolerated, much like nearly everything else in my life. In fact, I have gathered the neighbors for a viewing of D.W. Griffith’s “Intolerance” to get us in the mood for a proper chain emailing.

    You are on notice, Tanner Leah. The good people of and their associated blogs are normally a shining beacon of hope in a dismal and cynical wasteland. You are the exception.

    Good day, sir. And may Baphomet have mercy on your soul.

  9. tannerleah says:

    CLT – Please accept my humble apology for my pompous-assery. Stopannoyingme is clearly meant to be a soul lifting site and I, regrettably, failed to meet that obligation in my comments regarding Mac. (And Oprah, and Catholics, and Obama, and, well, essentially everyone).

    I realize people come here to be inspired and uplifted and I failed to make that happen. I promise you, my friend, it will not happen again.

    Ok, that’s kind of a lie. It will happen again but I will feel really bad about it.

    Thank you for holding me accountable and getting me back on track.

  10. elizabeth3hersh says:

    As I was channel surfing last night, I came across the Phillips story on CNN (Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell). It instantly reminded me of an event that transpired 24 years ago. My sister and I had gone out to the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach. As we were headed toward the hotel lobby, we met a well dressed gentleman who had pulled up in a white Rolls-Royce. We struck up a conversation and he invited us for drinks in the bar. He claimed to be an ambassador and regaled us with stories of foreign travel. My sister eventually went off dancing or socializing and I was left alone with this man. He had had a little too much to drink. I was DUMBSTRUCK and almost bolted out of my chair when he asked if I would perform a sexual act on his 5 year old son!! He went on to confide that this was a fantasy of his and was dead serious about the proposition. I have met many pervs in my lifetime (both personally and as a psychiatric nurse) and simply racked it up to one more. The point is, I didn’t DO anything. This has haunted me for years. What if this perv did find an accommodating woman to ‘service’ his son? How did the son turn out under his care? That sick fu** was in charge of a child. For whatever reason, people sometimes know/suspect but don’t act and especially don’t ‘believe’ as it strains credulity in a most exaggerated way taking the mind where it does not want to go. The best ‘victims’ are those who are the most vulnerable or have some sort of addiction or character affliction. Abusers choose (and groom) their victims carefully. Maybe it did or did not happen as Mackenzie said it happened. Based on my life experience though, I know it COULD have happened and there are some sick, sick fu**s out there.

  11. Minh says:

    Really when someone doesn’t understand then its up to other visitors that they will assist, so here it occurs.|

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