Ok, so I didn’t actually have time to listen to his little speech today but don’t think for a second I am not hip to what his message was.
The edited version talked about doing your homework and staying in school. It talked about responsibility and character. I am sure we can all agree these are good things.
What was left out, however, was the real agenda of President Obama. You know, the “hidden message” that he so cleverly hid from all of us. Well, I for one am on to his little game and have solved the riddle. Let’s look at his real message.
He talked about being healthy. That is just code for “support my Communist health plan”. Why should we support his plan when he is bringing black eyed peas and collard greens into the White House? Is that “healthy” food? He is probably washing it down with grape Kool-Aid.
Next, he talked about the value of extracurricular activities. The hidden message was to play more basketball, and stay away from swimming. (He mentions Michael Jordan but not Michael Phelps). Play baseball if you have to but, really, leave that for the Mexican kids.
He also said to listen to your parents but what he really meant was to listen to Jay-Z or NWA or Nas or Fifty-Cents or one of those other thug rappers. He was saying that these folks should be your real role models. Why not mention Pat Boone or one of the many popular white artists out there?
Shockingly, he also insinuated that all women should be called “bitches and ho’s”. He used the words teachers and role models but it was obvious what he meant. Even I was shocked at how blatant this was.
Can you now see why people like me and Pat Robertson told you that this was a bad idea? We knew that, given the chance, he would go off on some racist rant that was probably partly written by OJ Simpson and Al Sharpton.
Fortunately, my kids were not exposed to this disgusting display. They are home schooled and learn everything straight out of the Bible…the way Jesus would have told it. Obama also talked that mess about landing on the moon. Good golly, you might as well give the dinosaur or Holocaust speech again if you are just going to be making crap up.
I say it’s a sad day for America when the President of our United States is allowed to talk to our children directly. (Unless it is a white President named Bush or Reagan. That Bush is a real good reader). I knew he would try this kind of tom foolery and sure as white on cotton, he did. I hope you people are happy.