Thanks to some left-wing, communist, Ted Kennedy loving judge, the people of the Commonwealth of Kentucky are no longer safe. That’s right, they are living in real danger of either natural or man made disasters.
How did this happen? Simple…God has been kicked out of Kentucky. Let me explain. In 2006, the Kentucky Office of Homeland Security added some verbiage to a variety of documents that assured that they would be spared from future devastation and destruction.
Here is an example of one of the sentences, “The safety and security of the Commonwealth cannot be achieved apart from reliance upon Almighty God.” Simply put, God was given permission and encouraged to protect Kentucky. While you might think this is funny, Kentucky has not suffered one attack since 2006. Who’s laughing now?
But, as usual, the liberals couldn’t stand the idea of God protecting them. (They would rather have Buddha or aliens protect them). The lunatic judge wrote this, “The statute pronounces very plainly that current citizens of the Commonwealth cannot be safe, neither now, nor in the future, without the aid of Almighty God.” Well, no shit, Sherlock! Who do you think creates tornados and evil doers in the world? Our Almighty God. Ergo, ipso facto, if you don’t want to have those things, you need to have God protect you. How hard is that to understand?
Rep. Tom Riner, who also happens to be a pastor at a local church, said it best. “They make the argument … that it has to do with a religion,” Riner said, “and promoting a religion. God is not a religion. God is God.” Did you hear that you Commie bastard judge? “God is God.” The defense rests its case.
All I can do is warn the good people of Kentucky that they are no longer under the benevolent care of Almighty God. That tornado he was going to drop on Indiana instead of Kentucky? Coming right back at you. (Probably somewhere near Paducah would be my guess).
God doesn’t want to attack you but, if you insist on not recognizing him and paying the vig, what can he do? You come to him when you need something but never as a friend. That is disrespect, my friends. Even if you could convince him to come back, you would probably owe him a favor someday. (a small price to pay, in my opinion).
So, next time you see cows flying by your head, don’t blame God. He simply had no choice… you no good heathens. Now let us pray…