Here is what I have learned from all of the recent town hall meetings I have seen on television. We are a nation of retards. Not the cute cuddly “Corky” retards…but the nasty, difficult, poop throwing, criminal retards that generally occupy our state insane asylums.
Before you tell me why I am wrong and picking sides, let me say that both sides of the aisle are equally retarded. The right wants to know if we are in Russia and the left wants to know how we are going to stop insurance companies from driving us all to the poor house. Neither side listens to the other and the rhetoric is straight off of a professional wrestling script.
Interestingly, the politicians just kind of stand aimlessly in the middle of these things looking absolutely hapless. When your job is to suck everyone’s di**, sometimes it is hard to know which one to put in your mouth first. Quite the conundrum.
Now you can criticize me for not attending these meetings in person but, unlike apparently the vast majority of these “town hallers”, I have a job that I have to attend to. The welfare moms, cranky old people, and blond GOP soccer moms seem to occupy most of the seats at these gatherings. And really, what a great group to represent the masses!
I particularly like when the “founding fathers” card is played. You remember these guys don’t you? They were the ones that banged their hot slaves at night while the misses was tending to the darning. We sure wouldn’t want to disappoint those guys. (Just like 200 years from now, people won’t want to disappoint the memory of Pelosi, Kennedy, Bush, and Cheney.)
Here is what I would like to see happen. Before you get to speak at a town hall meeting, you have to take a quiz before you get to open your yapper. There has to be at least a sliver of evidence that you are coherent and have actually studied, even a little bit, the subject you are talking about.
In this case, raise your hand if you have read ANY of the Obama health care plan. No? Then shut it. Even a hater like me can’t complain about it because I haven’t seen any of it. It might be the greatest thing ever or worse than putting ketchup on your ice cream. I haven’t a clue. And all of the useless blather from equally ill informed citizens is getting on my last nerve.
If you must do something, go quietly carry a sign like this guy. God bless America.