Look, we all know that every guy has the “multiple partner” fantasy. (Usually, the partners are female). When I read that a married guy in Wisconsin was sleeping with 4 women, I was duly impressed. I quickly checked to see if he was Mormon and he was not. Now, I am even more impressed.
That is until I saw the photo’s of the 4 women that he had hooked up with. In the multiple partner fantasy, the extra girl(s) is supposed to be incrementally more attractive than your current partner. After all, what is the point of sleeping with someone else who looks the same, or worse, than what you already have?
Here is the murderer’s row of women that this unnamed guy was cavorting with. (His name is being withheld).
Hardly a group that you would find in Maxim or Playboy. Christ, they couldn’t make it on a milk carton. Consider my appreciation of this situation completely ruined.
As usual with these stories, it gets worse. Seems our dude was “dating” each of the other women behind his wife’s back. Unfortunately for him, they all found out about his wayward behavior.
One of the beauties lured him to a hotel room and tied his hands up. Awaiting an exciting sexual romp with her (I just threw up in my mouth a little), the other 3 hotties came into the room. At this point, they promptly Super Glued his penis to his stomach. Why did they do this? Who knows…I can’t imagine they thought he would be having an erection anytime soon.
I guess, at this point, the women shouted at him and then left as he screamed like a girl. He managed to get free and called the cops. The 4 Musketeers were promptly charged with false imprisonment and taken to the pokey.
Here is my issue with all of this. Why did this guy cheat on his wife with such fugly looking women? I can understand taking the chance for Angelina Jolie or even Oprah (doing it for the money), but these chicks? Are all Wisconsin women as homely as this? It makes no sense whatsoever. Thank God they didn’t do a porno with this bunch.
I need to go watch “Big Love” to have my faith in polygamy restored.