Is there any doubt about this? When David Letterman suggested she was shopping for these slutty clothes, my Sarah somehow took it as an insult. Hardly! What Dave was saying is that very few women could rock that look the way that Sarah could. Man, just thinking about her in that outfit is making a little (but not too little) tent in my pants.
He also mentioned that Sarah’s daughter got knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. What is the problem here? I wish my daughter would get knocked up by the 28 million dollars a year A-Rod. How is that worse than being knocked up by a broke, high school drop out? C’mon Sarah…get your head on right. There is a laundry list of guys you should hope knock her up next time and Levi ain’t on that list.
And of course Dave wasn’t talking about the 14 year old daughter, Maple. She is not the one that has the reputation of being…how should I say this…not very selective. And I am in no way criticizing Bristol’s past behavior. I wish her mom would be a little less selective and dump old Todd. (As long as Todd took the baby, Biscuit).
All I know is that it was awesome to see Sarah in the national spotlight again. Whether she is talking about creepy old men or looking at Russia from her kitchen window, it just makes the world a better place to be.
And I will let you in on a little secret. Kate from Kate Plus 8 has a big announcement Monday. The announcement is twofold. First, she is dumping her husband and will be joining Sarah on the 2012 Republican ticket. A tape will be “leaked” of Kate and Sarah getting their freak on with each other just prior to the election day. The vote will be a landslide.
Also, she will announce that she has, in fact, been knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. They are expecting to have doublets which should not be a problem due to Kate’s already massive vagina. No need to thank me for this top secret information.
P.S. Here is a photo of Sarah signing a baseball. It read:
Dear A-Rod – Please knock me up first. Xoxoxox Sarah