The latest report on the death of David Carradine suggests that he not only had a noose around his neck but also had one around his Johnson. It is unclear as to whether Dave or his junk suffocated first.
Can I just say this? Bravo, David!!! Really, 72 years old and still having fun with his ding-ding. That gives all of us old guys something to live for. I guess if your member is giving you trouble, you take it hostage and tie it up. Maybe in this frightened state, it pops up ready for duty.
Granted, being found dead, naked with a rope around your neck and manhood is kind of unbecoming. But, what the hell. You are dead anyway so who gives a crap. Didn’t the guy from INXS die the same way? I think there may be an entire underground scene of chicken chokers out there that are in our midst.
Hopefully, nursemyra can educate us on this particular fetish. (She knows all of the really cool stuff). Then, once I have exact instructions, I will need to find a big enough rope to make it work. (I will also need to find one for my neck).
Do you remember the good old days when all you needed was a Playboy and firm handshake to satisfy your sexual needs? Ah…those were the days. I just can’t imagine finding my Dad or Grandpa in a closet, naked, sporting a chubby and all out of breath. Just doesn’t seem right. However, if they were doing it, I would still have to give them much respect. Someone has to live on the edge.
Alice Cooper said he used to find gratification using jelly donuts. That seems like a much safer route to take. Of course, if he put his thingy into a donut and then took the other donuts, stuffed them in his mouth and suffocated on them, that would be a pretty cool way to go. (Personally, I would use Bavarian Crème).
Now that my curiosity is piqued, if any of you have any other awesome ideas in this area, please feel free to share. At the very least, Ram could get some use out of them in prison. A man can’t live on tossed salad and teabags his whole life. Off to buy my super sized rope now.