Barry – Next Time, Take The Train To New York

I mean c’mon…$50,000 to fly to New York from DC? It could have only cost more if you would have taken a taxi driven by one of those shady NYC cabbies. 

I really don’t understand the continued relentless consumption of US treasure by our politicians. Getting gang banged by a solid mixture of Dems and Republicans is getting old. How about we let the US government fall into bankruptcy? Hell, they have been losing money hand over fist forever and certainly show no signs of learning even the simplest financial lesson. 

Granted, Barry and Michelle looked great, like they do, on their night on the town. This alone will placate most of our celebrity obsessed nation. “Oh, look at her dress! Is it a Pladinky?” (I don’t actually know any designers so I improvised). 

In the meantime, GM goes belly up and corporate management and the UAW show no signs of having a clue as to how they will move forward in a successful manner. Oz help the common shareholder who was completely wiped out. And before you think they are all deserving of losing their money, think of all the elderly folks who don’t keep track of such things. Blame them if you want but they are getting screwed in a big way. 

Of course, I suspect instead of focusing on the continued financial meltdown, we can spend the next few days talking about the abortion doctor that got whacked. (Yeah, it’s a non-sequitor but don’t try to stop me). Admit it pro-life people, you are secretly happy that the guy got drilled. An eye for an eye and all of that, no? Besides, if Jesus didn’t want him killed he wouldn’t have let it happen. So, in essence, it’s God’s will. Hallelujah and pass the salvation. 

Alright, back to my main rant. Can politicians please at least try to hide their ridiculous spending? Could you at least fake like you care about the welfare of your constituents? I know you don’t care but I want a kiss after I get fu**ed. Just call me old fashioned. 

Can you imagine the outrage if Dubya had done the same thing? For all of his stupid ideas and actions, he at least played the game most of the time and counted his money in private. Barry is making no such effort and it is really starting to get on my nerves.

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21 Responses to Barry – Next Time, Take The Train To New York

  1. Davis says:

    lighten up — we know your true agenda

  2. tannerleah says:

    Dammit Davis…don’t spill the beans.

  3. Bart says:

    Yorksnbeans – the voice of reason and truth!

  4. we are a nation of sheep. baaaaaaa.

  5. sd says:

    “….So becareful of those who Kill in Jesus Name
    and don’t beleive in Killing at all”

  6. elizabeth3hersh says:

    “Oh, look at her dress! Is it a Pladinky?”

    Oh dear, I can help you with the designer issue TL. Here are some famous designers you can freely incorporate into your blog (Pladinky sounds suspiciously Polish or Siberian):

    Versace
    Christian Dior
    Chanel
    Hermès
    Ungaro
    Valentino
    Roberto Cavalli
    Moschino
    Prada
    Etro
    Gucci
    Givenchy
    Dolce & Gabbana
    Balenciaga

    I do not begrudge Barry and wife a night out on the town on a private jet (he is underpaid as it is).

    Now on to a topic much more incendiary: Dr. Tiller the Baby Killer. I will not lose one moment of sleep knowing this performer of 60,000 plus abortions (many of whom were viable fetuses) has FINALLY been laid to rest. What is more curious than his murder is how he could reconcile the church with his livelihood. Jesus would not approve.

  7. tizzle says:

    Really? A cat with as much since of style as you have and you can’t name 1 designer? Dude your shit is so weak!!

    • Sweats Model says:

      I happen to own a great pair of Pladinkys. That’s my 2 “since”.

      • elizabeth3hersh says:

        I’m warming up to the “House of Pladinky”. I hear they will be unveiling their new Prêt-à-Porter line aptly called “Peasant Wear”. This will be haute couture with a bucolic Slovakian twist. Be sure to accessorize with Monolo Blahnik’s and David Yurman jewelry…which translates into a BoHo on ‘roids look. Michelle will do it justice.

        • tannerleah says:

          How come I only understand about half of the words in your posts?

          • elizabeth3hersh says:

            So that no one is left out:

            prêt-à-porter: ready to wear

            haute couture: high fashion (see aforementioned list)

            bucolic: pastoral

            House of Pladinky: virtual fashion line created by TL (actually, I think you have a shot at this after seeing your “new and improved” version of Piet Mondrian).

      • tannerleah says:

        Of course you do. After all, what model doesn’t?

    • tannerleah says:

      How old are you, dude?

  8. yorksnbeans says:

    I can’t believe you didn’t even bother to show a pic of her in that Pladinky dress! Pladinky needs as much exposure as possible.

  9. Never buy anything made by Pladinky, the stuff is made in the sweat shops of Moldova—a country whose other main export is goiters.

    • elizabeth3hersh says:

      I hear you can cross the border and get a thyroidectomy on the cheap in Odessa…now, is that the Ukraine or Texas…I am forever getting the two mixed up.

    • tannerleah says:

      Yes but the chicks are hot in Moldova. All sport a smashing uni-brow. (Is a goiter near the gall bladder?)

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