I ask because of this latest controversy involving Miss California, Carrie Prejean. Carrie makes no bones about having implants. Which is good since her boobs look like two softballs super glued to her sternum. Ewww…
Since Carrie is a devout Christian, something must have lead her to believe that Jesus would be ok with her altering her body shape. While I am sure Jesus is all for working out and being healthy, where in the Bible does it say anything about implant approval?
And God said unto them, “Let there be boobs. Big boobs”…and so there were boobs.
I just don’t see that happening. No, Carrie, like many of her Christian cohorts, has bastardized the words of Jesus and Christianity to meet their personal needs. I want boobs and, since how God made me just isn’t good enough, I will have man make me better. That thought process just screams devotion.
I must say I was disappointed that when Carrie lost, she didn’t thank Jesus for her loss. “I would just like to thank Jesus for allowing me to be second best”. You just know backstage she was muttering to herself, “Thanks Jesus…for a big fat nothing!”
And now the conservative right has a new spokesperson for their continued fight against gay marriage. I know that when I am stuck on these kinds of deep, philosophical questions, I seek out the advice of a blond, boob implanted, young California chick. Is there a better place to seek council?
The only thing I can agree with Carrie about is her nude photos. Like her, I also believe that Jesus condones nude photos…but only of hot chicks. I mean, just look at all of the nude photos of the Virgin Mary on the Internet. Clearly, Christians love them some nudity.
So Carrie, a word or two of advice. First, try to talk less. This will make you look more intelligent. Also, either upsize your boobs or get those softballs taken out…they look ridiculous. Next, make a lesbian soft porn movie. This will go a long way in giving you some sort of career. As Anita Bryant will tell you, just hating gays is not really a career choice.
For my Jesus loving friends, can you please tell me if Jesus is ok with nudity and boob implants? I think he is but, being a heathen, I don’t really know. Please check the Bible and give me a verse or two. Thanks.