C’mon…are you kidding me? A cool million for dogs? I am sitting here eating Alpo 3 times a week and I can’t even get a twenty? What the hell kind of world do we live in? If the money goes to Chinese dogs, will it pay for condiments or maybe some ingredients in the “special sauce” they pour over the carcass?
I just don’t get rich people leaving a ton of money to animals with all of the human suffering in the world. I have a dog and he will be lucky to get an empty can to kick around in circles when I die. (The cat isn’t going to fare much better). Animals are important…but only to a certain extent. Certainly not to the tune of a million dollars.
Nutty Leona also left 15 million to health care systems in South Dakota. Huh? Wouldn’t it make more sense just to give each of the 15 residents of South Dakota a million each and let them fend for themselves? Who the hell cares about South Dakota anyway? In fact, I would rather see the dogs get more money than some Eskimo or Indian that lives in a wigwam in South Dakota. What a freaking rip off.
Beyond that, she left a bunch millions more to various research and health centers. Hey Leona…you are dead! Give all you want but you ain’t coming back. (Unless you had your big head frozen. Then I suppose anything is possible these days). By the way, can I just point out that Leona should have spent a little bit of her fortune on some cosmetic surgery? Not a handsome woman…at all.
Old rich people, please turn your hearing aid up and listen to me. Stop giving your money away to useless causes! Give the money to real people, like me, that will use the money in a variety of awesome ways. Sure, “research” will suffer but no one will care because the awesome party we will be having will make us forget our worries and ailments. Just leave me 500k and I will show you how much more fun than a dog I can have. (And they can lick themselves!)
Supposedly, Helmsley’s estate is worth 5 to 8 billion dollars. That means there is still plenty of cash available to be sent to good folks like me. Whoever is in charge…do the right thing. Give the cash to people, not animals or institutions. You will feel better knowing you did the right thing plus I will set you up with a really nice looking hooker (as long as she costs less than $100. I don’t want to blow all my cash at once).