Oh wait…you mean the food tofu. Kelley Coffman-Lee, from Denver, got into trouble with the Colorado Dept of Revenue for her license plate that reads, “ILOVETOFU”.
Clearly, she is saying, “I love to fu**” or possibly, “I love to fu** you”. Either way, it is very clear to see where her potty brain is located. Of course, Kelley completely denies the allegation. She claims that she really does love tofu.
Puh-leeze. First of all, no one in the free world even likes tofu, let alone loves it. Second, even if you did love it, would you love it enough to put it on a license plate? Of course not. No, Kelley wanted to brag about getting her freak on and got caught.
Now, I don’t begrudge Kelley for trying. I tried to get a license plate that said, “stopaanoyingme”. Unfortunately, it is just too many letters. So, I tried to slide in the ubiquitous “F*** Y**”. Turns out the state does not do the * symbol. No matter how much I complained that I wanted to support the Ford Company by having the “Ford Yes” tag, they weren’t buying it. (I wanted to use *’s because I drive a Porsche and didn’t want to confuse people).
Here is what Kelley had to say about why she wanted the plate, “I’m very expressive. I’m anti-fur, anti-rodeo, anti-circus when they come to Denver, and I thought, ‘Here’s a chance to be positive and say I love something,” Hey Kelley, all I see is that you are anti-American! You hate furs, rodeos, and the circus? Pack your sh** and get out of our country today! What the hell?
It seems Colorado has kind of a big problem with license plates in general. There are 250 letter combinations that are not appropriate. 250? Are you FKM? WTF? JFC, that is some crazy stuff.
Another plate that read 3RDFNGR, that was no doubt for a proctologist, was also refused as it could be interpreted as the “middle finger”. (My 3rd finger is my ring finger but that is because I have 6 fingers. You have not experienced “the shocker” unless 6 fingers are involved).
Anyway, Colorado has clearly turned into a police state and haven for PETA lovers. My suggestion? GTFO…ASAP.