Americans Should Not Be Allowed To Vote

I have come to the conclusion that the real problem with our country today is that it is filled with short bus graduates…retards, if you will. Almost all of the pain we feel in any category of life is self inflicted. 

Let’s pick an easy example. Everyone hates AIG these days; rightfully so. They are a bunch of money grubbing fools that couldn’t manage their business to save their collective lives. But let’s be clear, they didn’t rob a bank to get the handout or hold some politician at gunpoint. No, they had greased the skids for years in the event that they might need help someday. 

In walks Chris Dodd and a bunch of other idiot politicians saying, “Here AIG, you have been good to me so I will be good to”. Said another way, “you rub my penis, I’ll rub yours”. The thinking was, no one will know and, even if they do, what are they going to do about it? 

So how did Chris Dodd get into position to have the power to pull off such a deal? Simple, he has been a US Senator for 29 years in the great state of Connecticut. What that means is that, for the last 29 years, not one other person in the state was as capable and competent to be senator as Dodd was and is. Can I call bullsh**? This is your lazy, average voter at his and her worst. 

Look all around the country. The government is littered with lifelong appointments. Who made these appointments? The people, of course. So we can cry about the bad politicians and the bad people they do business with but we have no one to blame but ourselves. 

Remember, we are the same bunch that voted Taylor Hicks as the American Idol winner over Katharine McPhee, Elliott Yamin, Chris Daughtry, Kellie Pickler, etc. We are a bunch of idiots. Just name anything that requires voting and you will see how ill informed we are. Major League Baseball All-Stars? Guys that have been injured for most of the year regularly get voted on based on something they did a long time ago. Pitiful. 

But the blame needs to be shared. We can only vote for people that are on the ballet. This is where the real dirty dealing happens. Power grabbing and money mongering forces always stack the deck. You want a vote for “change”? Stack that candidate against a guy older than dirt. How did the old dude get there? He was a war hero (remember, we love the past) plus his main competition was a Mormon. Please, get serious. (Interestingly, if Mitt Romney were a Baptist, we would be calling him President Mitt Romney these days). 

So, what to do about it? I don’t know. I write a blog…how in the hell would I know how to fix such a corrupt system? I am just telling you what you already know but might have been too proud to admit to. We, the people, suck at voting.     



18 Responses to Americans Should Not Be Allowed To Vote

  1. Davis says:

    I was with you until the American Idol reference.

    • tannerleah says:

      RCP – Don’t listen to me! You are a person that is excited about change and the thought that the world could / should be a better place. We need that! Don’t listen to an old grumpy dude like me.

  2. Don’t have this on my blog but I recall doing this cartoon awhile ago.

    11 9 07 Voter Apathy Bearman Cartoon

  3. Kevinjohn says:

    “We can only vote for people that are on the ballet.”

    Touche. Funny how it comes down to that.

    Next year I might consider running for a Senate Seat. Anyone have a spare 5 mill I could borrow?
    If I win then you might double your money. If I lose then, well, you participated in the great American Dream.

  4. sweatsmodel says:

    My vote’s going for Barishnikov. Mmhmmm.

  5. Its true, sad but true. I think we should all go on an extended Rumspringa just to liven things up a bit.

  6. elizabeth3hersh says:

    This is where the “Peter Principle” comes into play.

    Peter Principle: the tendency for people to rise to their level of incompetence.

    I have always advocated a test in order to vote. We have some dumbass Americans, that is fo’ sho.

  7. elizabeth3hersh says:

    True, but at least INFORMED voters (one hopes!).

  8. art vandelay says:

    The majority of voters are uninformed I believe. So many are crying about what Obama is doing but he is doing EXACTLY what he said he would do during his campaign….not sure why anyone is surprised.

  9. elizabeth3hersh says:

    At least Art and I are aligned politically…who knew?

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