A Porn Star Senator?

Some good people in Louisiana are sick and tired of the same old politicians leading their state. Who can blame them? Louisiana ranks about last in most state categories and has never come close to recovering from Hurricane Katrina.

Enter Stormy Daniels. Stormy is a current porn star but, more importantly, she is a concerned member of her community. With the state overrun with corruption and incompetence, a group is petitioning Stormy to run for senator. They have even set up a “Draft Stormy” website.

If you are like me, you are probably thinking, “Is this some kind of joke?” Being slightly skeptical, I did a little bit of research. What I found was almost shocking. Besides the fact that she is apparently a wicked awesome porn star, she is also imminently qualified. Not only was she the editor of her high school newspaper but she was also president of her local 4H club. If that isn’t a set of quality qualifications, I don’t know what is. (Besides, it’s Louisiana for God’s sake. The bar is not exactly set high).

Here is a photo of the brilliant political superstar to be:

stormy-daniels

It is pretty obvious by just looking at her, she is the real deal. (Looks like this photo was maybe taken at the “Mammy Awards”?)

Unfortunately, if Stormy does get elected as senator, she will then be the hottest American politician of all time. I say unfortunate because my loyalty to Sarah Palin runs deep. But, c’mon, are you kidding me?

Stormy will soon be launching a “listening tour” around the state. I don’t know what that means but it might be porno talk. In any event, there is little doubt in my mind that if she puts her mouth where her money is, she can get as many votes as she wants.

Of course, if she were to make it to Capital Hill, there would no doubt be a serious a** kicking waiting for her in the ladies room by Hillary Clinton. Hill doesn’t take kindly to women that refuse to wear pants suits. Plus, let’s be honest, Bill is going to be all over the senate chambers looking for Stormy. Even the gay senators are probably going to start switch hitting.

Just think, in 2012 you could have the Sarah vs. Stormy presidential contest. The Barracuda against The Beaver…or something like that. There would no doubt be a record number of presidential debates that year. Some would probably take place in tubs of oil or chocolate pudding. In fact, they would likely all be pay per view events and we would all pony up the fifty bucks.

God’s speed Stormy. If you do become a senator, please do not allow Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd, or Barbara Boxer to be in any of your movies…no matter how much they beg. The American people just couldn’t take it.

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2 Responses to A Porn Star Senator?

  1. Brian says:

    Stormy is excellently qaulified for the job.

    Stormy for the senate !!!!

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