Believe it or not, Heath Campbell and his wife Deborah named their 3 year old child Adolph Hitler Campbell. Oh wait…it gets better. They named there other two kids JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. (Maybe he was going for Himmler but messed it up. I am sure Liz will give me a history lesson).
Why was their right to have children not revoked at some point here? And why are they allowed to put their innocent children through all of this heartache? When Heath A**hat Campbell was asked why he chose the Hitler name, he said it was because no one else would have it. Sure, Heath…that makes perfect sense. It has nothing to do with being a white supremest. In fact, to prove it, Heath even played the “I know black people card”. Good Lord, dude, what in the hell hit you in the head?
A**hat and his wife, Mrs. A**hat, look relatively normal except for the maniacal twinkle in her eye and the requisite neck tat on papa Hitler. We are at a point in our society where we are going to have to seriously consider sterilizing some of these folks. They cannot just keep popping out babies with reckless abandon. Normally, I am all for free speech but, when it comes to screwing up children, I’m not having it.
By the way, this all started because the Idiot Family wanted to have young Adolph’s name put on a cake. The Greenwich, PA ShopRite refused to do it saying the the request was inappropriate. However, thanks to the power of the almighty dollar, the local Wal-Mart was more than happy to put the name on the cake. Knowing how classy Wal-Mart is, for a small fee, they probably would have been happy to add on a few burning Jews just for the heck of it.
The deep thinking Heath says that since the new President has called for change, everyone should just accept the name and not read anything else into it. I could be wrong Heath but I am not sure that this is the kind of change that Barry was talking about. With any luck, the Campbell’s will not have anymore children. Although something tells me that if they do, the names Robert Child Rapist Campbell and Sally Swastika Campbell might be their next choices. And rest assured, no one has those names either.
Little Adolph and his two siblings have been removed from the Campbell home by New Jersey authorities. Interestingly, the police chief said he had received no reports of abuse or negligence. A hearing that was scheduled for today was canceled.
So, assuming the kids were pulled from their home because of their names, should the state have that kind of authority? Oddly enough, I don’t think so. For me, that ship sailed when the children were originally named. I still think the hospital administration had a responsibility to challenge the names when the children were born.
Taking the children now, unless there are other circumstances, is just punishing the children. Plenty of kids have douchebags for parents but you can’t go around and collect them all. I am no fan of the Campbells but it sounds like this might be a bit of a witch hunt.