You silly, silly white people. How many clues did he have to throw your way? You had a color photo of him in his full Muslim outfit yet believed it was just a “photo op” in a foreign land. You have his “the chickens have come home to roost”, bat sh** minister he has been seeing forever yet convinced yourself “he didn’t know”. Finally, you completely ignored his middle name, Hussein. You said to yourself, “I think that is really just because his dad is African”.
What a bunch of dumb crackers. He may have fooled all of you, but he never fooled me. He of the big, toothy grin that makes women go all Mandingo weak in their knees. Here is the proof you have been waiting for.
That’s right. Your president-elect is boldly wearing his taqiyah cap in public these days. As if to say, “What are you going to do about it, beeyatch?” (I do have to admit, however, he does look cut in his nice Nike t-shirt). He is not even the POTUS yet and already he is rubbing your nose in it!
My God, we have been duped like never before. (Ok, that’s not really true since Dubya was actually re-elected. Still, you see my point). This smooth talker completely fooled a nation. What’s next? We have already seen that the rest of the world bows at this guys large feet. With this kind of power, who knows what he will be able to accomplish?
You like your bacon? Say goodbye to it. Beer or any other type of alcohol? That’s also a no-no. How about a nice donkey sandwich? Kiss it goodbye as well. (Actually, I can live with that one). My point is McDonalds will now be serving halal chicken nuggets. You think I am kidding? Head to Dearborn, MI and see what’s on the local McDonalds menu already. Don’t get me wrong, I like chicken but a brother must have some ribs!
So now that the genie is out of the bottle, we will have to live with Hussein for the next 4 years. If you are a guy, you might as well start growing a beard and buy your first taqiyah. Ladies, get that “wrap a scarf around your head” look going. My, how quickly things have changed. Do you remember the good old days when you used to worry about Mexicans taking over the country? By the time Hussein is done, you will be begging for a taco.
And by the way, would it really be so horrible if this was your new boss?
Didn’t think so…