And You Thought Obama Wasn’t A Muslim…

You silly, silly white people. How many clues did he have to throw your way? You had a color photo of him in his full Muslim outfit yet believed it was just a “photo op” in a foreign land. You have his “the chickens have come home to roost”, bat sh** minister he has been seeing forever yet convinced yourself “he didn’t know”. Finally, you completely ignored his middle name, Hussein. You said to yourself, “I think that is really just because his dad is African”.

What a bunch of dumb crackers. He may have fooled all of you, but he never fooled me. He of the big, toothy grin that makes women go all Mandingo weak in their knees. Here is the proof you have been waiting for.












That’s right. Your president-elect is boldly wearing his taqiyah cap in public these days. As if to say, “What are you going to do about it, beeyatch?” (I do have to admit, however, he does look cut in his nice Nike t-shirt). He is not even the POTUS yet and already he is rubbing your nose in it!

My God, we have been duped like never before. (Ok, that’s not really true since Dubya was actually re-elected. Still, you see my point). This smooth talker completely fooled a nation. What’s next? We have already seen that the rest of the world bows at this guys large feet. With this kind of power, who knows what he will be able to accomplish?

You like your bacon? Say goodbye to it. Beer or any other type of alcohol? That’s also a no-no. How about a nice donkey sandwich? Kiss it goodbye as well. (Actually, I can live with that one). My point is McDonalds will now be serving halal chicken nuggets. You think I am kidding? Head to Dearborn, MI and see what’s on the local McDonalds menu already. Don’t get me wrong, I like chicken but a brother must have some ribs!

So now that the genie is out of the bottle, we will have to live with Hussein for the next 4 years. If you are a guy, you might as well start growing a beard and buy your first taqiyah. Ladies, get that “wrap a scarf around your head” look going. My, how quickly things have changed.  Do you remember the good old days when you used to worry about Mexicans taking over the country? By the time Hussein is done, you will be begging for a taco.

And by the way, would it really be so horrible if this was your new boss?


 Didn’t think so…


18 Responses to And You Thought Obama Wasn’t A Muslim…

  1. truth says:

    Salam Alaykum (may peace be upon you),
    I personally don’t know if Obama is a Muslim. What you appear to be mostly conserned with is that you wont get to eat pork chops/bacon, have a few beers with the guys, etc. Well, if America were to be, lets say 85% Muslim, and declared an Islamic State/Country, even then, and even then you could still enjoy a nice cold beer, eat them soft pork chops (lots of recipe’s online), and know that you can enjoy that because you’re not Muslim. Only Muslims can’t enoy such things, that is, if they don’t decide to start.

    • tannerleah says:

      truth – That all sounds fine and dandy until you start taking my guns! And my freedom of speech! (Although I will admit “Salam Alaykum” is easier to say than “puede la paz estar con usted”).

      Also, if 85% of women are Muslim, how are we goiing to have the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders anymore? It will be a life not worth living. You have to admit, Muslim porn is pretty terrible.

  2. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Since Jews comprise 25% of the Ivy League population and B. Hussein graduated from such Ivies (Harvard, Columbia), it’s a good bet that he had a lot of Jewish friends. That and the fact he appointed Rahm Emanuel (a Jew) bodes well for Israel.

    P.S. Seriously TL, you saw Mandingo too? Was that at one of those outdoor drive-in theaters?

    • tannerleah says:

      Liz – That is ridiculous. Everyone knows that the Jews and Muslims hate each other. Rahm is just a token.

      I can’t remember where I saw Mandingo. You used to take me to inappropriate movies so I might have been sitting right next to you.

  3. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Actually, Rahm makes up the third leg of the Jewish triumvirate: the other two are David Axelrod (his senior advisor) and Secretary of Treasury Timothy Geithner. Can you smell the lox and bagels wafting from the White House? And they are probably the good kind you can’t find anywhere but NYC.

  4. art vandelay says:

    Jews + Muslims = peace = end times.
    I’m having fun with the +/= keys on my keyboard..just found them today.

  5. art vandelay says:

    I will say seeing Obama in his swim trunks in Oahu did make me a little tingly

  6. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Art, is “Art Vandelay” a reference to George Costanza’s alias on Seinfeld? Are you a Seinfeld fan?

    TL, are you talking about one of those (dwarf) nino bananas?

  7. art vandelay says:

    I’ll never look at a banana the same.
    Yes, Art Vandalay is the importer/exporter alias of George Costanza…I use it alot

  8. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Art, I never looked at a banana the same either after living in Miami Beach. That was where I was first introduced to those miniature green bananas which our family always referred to as “Martian penises”. Love the Seinfeld reference! Since you have been to Israel, perhaps you can comment on TL’s Jan 2 entry (“It’s the end of the world…and I feel fine”) on the Israeli missile situation. I have lots to say, but am under the weather for a few days and may not get to it for awhile.

    • tannerleah says:

      I have a question. Do you think Art has some sort of expert opinion on Israel just because she has been there? Sarah Palin has lived in the US her entire life. Would you consider her an American history expert? I have never understood the correlation between visiting somewhere and suddenly having some “inside” knowledge. Please help me understand.

  9. elizabeth3hersh says:

    Someone that has taken the time (and interest) to visit somewhere, particularly out of the country, generally will have taken the time to learn about said country. It’s a sure bet Art knows more about Israel than the average Joe.

  10. Sabugas says:

    Muslims are way better then jews….

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