I know I have been a little rough on Jen in the past due to her incessant whining and moaning. For instance, her ridiculous “don’t bother me” comments while she spews to every rag out there that will listen to her. If she doesn’t want to be a celeb, she should stay in hiding like, say, Danny Bonaduce.
Having said that, I think I should give her another chance. She does a lot of good things with charity work and seems to care about people, albeit in an irrational and moderately insane way. Let’s be honest, she will never be the caliber of actress that Angie is but who cares? That doesn’t mean that Jen can’t be the Tim Conway of this generation and just do guest shots on TV shows for a living.
Oh, oddly enough, I just happened to run across this photo…not that it matters much:
Sure, I suppose she looks ok but that is not what has changed my feelings about her. It is the inside that I am starting to better understand. And for me, like most men, that’s what it is all about. Haven’t I been saying on this very blog for months now that it is not about the looks? Say what you will but you have to admit my consistency is pretty unimpeachable.
Anyway, now that Jennifer has decided to, how should I say this nicely… “slut it up” a little more, I may have to reconsider my reconsideration. Women that try to use their beauty to lure men are performing a disservice to themselves. Take Sarah Palin, for instance. The reason I am so crazy about her is her intellect and profound wisdom. I hardly even notice her voluptuous body.
So ladies, get naked except for a tie if you must, but know that this is not the true way to a gentleman’s heart. (Well, unless you are also going to throw down in the bathroom like Lois in Minneapolis. That does kind of trump brains). Instead, show us your wit and intelligence. These are the characteristics we look for in a woman. And if you happen to have a tight body with DD’s, we will not be so shallow as to eliminate you from the search. (Oh, and good cash flow is also not a disqualifier).
Good luck Jennifer in your pursuit of new intellectual horizons. If you need to get there while being naked, who am I to judge? And Angelina, I fully expect an equal and appropriate response to Jennifer’s attack. (The tie is optional).