When I first heard the story about the 3 young female employees of a Kentucky Fried Chicken having fun in a big sink, my curiosity was piqued. After all, I love the KFC (who doesn’t) and since the girls posted the photo’s on MySpace, they no doubt had to be very attractive. Fried chicken and hot women…that is what America was founded on.
So, I search around a little and finally come across the pictures. Now, I don’t want to be mean to these young ladies but I will just say that I was somewhat disappointed in what I found. See for yourself:
Again, not to be mean, but the girl in the middle has a worse hairline than I do. Also, the girl on the right has obviously been dipping into the cole slaw when no one was looking. I wouldn’t suggest Oprah takes pictures of herself in a bra and I would have the same advice for this young lady.
My bigger concern is that if they were willing to do this, who knows what kind of fun they were having with the food that was being served. Fortunately, I do not live in Anderson CA, where this event occurred, but it probably does say something about KFC’s quality control. God, I am making myself nauseous just thinking about it.
The good news is that the 3 young ladies were reprimanded and suspended for their behavior. I suspect because no one else wants to work at KFC, they will have little choice but to bring them back after everything quiets down. Of course, at this point, the girls are going to be ultra pi**ed off about the whole thing and do all kinds of nasty things to the food. Eh, who can blame them?
It’s too bad that this had to happen now. KFC is about to roll out its “Grilled Chicken” line for the “healthy” eater. And let’s be honest, nothing says healthy like grilled chicken with mashed potatoes, gravy, mystery biscuits, and cole slaw. And if you get a big bucket, they throw in a chocolate cake for free! Healthy indeed.
The biggest issue is that I am concerned about the fact that the youth of America are not taking the whole “job” thing very seriously. First, it was the 5 lunatics in Minnesota assaulting crazy old folks and now these three taking a trailer park sauna. What in the hell is going on? When these short bus graduates get older, are they really supposed to be in charge of things? Thank goodness I will long since be dead but it is going to be a spectacular train wreck. I hope they post the pics on MySpace.
EDIT: 2 of the girls have been fired. I’m guessing “big forehead” and “Oprah wannabe”.