Was Ashley Dupré Really Worth $1000 Per Hour?

There is no doubt that she is an attractive woman (although she should put a little bit of her hooker money away for a nose job) but is she really worth that kind of money? I guess I am trying to figure out what nifty tricks she could do for that price. Maybe her head is like a big Pez dispenser or something.

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Hmmm…even looking at this photo I don’t see what is worth all of that cash. Maybe Eliot Spitzer only rented her for as long as he could “last”. If he’s like most men that would be about 5 minutes. So, not including tax and tip, that would be about $83.33. See, that sounds like a way more reasonable number to me. (By the way Eliot, why do you spell your name like a short bus graduate?)

It appears Ashley was a bit of a tramp before she became a prostitute which is how she justified selling sex for money. In her words, “This wasn’t any different than going on a date with someone you barely knew and hooking up with them.” Pretty much true except for the $1000 an hour part. Hell, men will sleep with Oprah for free but the minute she charges $5, all bets are off. It is good to know however that she trained and paid her due diligence before going professional.

Ashley says that her hooker days are over and that she wants to get into music or write books. One thing she won’t do is sell her body again, ever. I wonder if that includes the money that Playboy will no doubt offer her before too long? After all, for all practical purposes, that would be selling her body. My guess is that with her strong moral backround, she will not hesitate in turning them down.

If you are looking for Ashley these days, she is living at home with her mom and stepfather in New Jersey. It must be seriously depressing to know that the best part of your life has passed you by at 23. Sure, I suppose she could get her act together and move on to something great…oh, wait…no she can’t because she is a hooker! Ashley, do yourself a favor and embrace your hookerness. It is the best chance you have of getting out of Jersey.

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4 Responses to Was Ashley Dupré Really Worth $1000 Per Hour?

  1. Elizabeth says:

    Do you have to keep associating my man (my dreamboat) Eliot Spitzer, with THAT WOMAN? Let Eliot get back to work cleaning up Wall Street dammit! PLEASE come out of hiding Eliot!

  2. tannerleah says:

    Eliot = Douchebag

  3. Travis Outlaw says:

    What exactly was the agency Ashley was working with? Because she was an escort I believe and escorts are not suppose to have sex with men.

  4. tannerleah says:

    Travis – I forget the name but they were shut down. I always thought ALL “escort” services were actually prostitution rings, no?

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