God knows I love me some Sarah Palin but even I need a break. We are all suffering from political fatigue and to listen to her yammer even more is really harshing my mellow.
Honestly Sarah, I don’t care about the clothes, the fact that you don’t read, maybe that you did a reach around on a 90 year old man… whatever. It’s all good! But there is a time to step aside. There’s a reason they don’t interview the loser after a ballgame. No one gives a crap what they have to say!
And when you say stuff like, “I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door,” it makes my head hurt. “Like, I know you are my BFF 4 ever but I totally, like, need a break from u”. In fact, just yesterday even Jesus told me he was glad he made you lose. He said he just couldn’t take anymore.
Please, take a break and enjoy your family. Maybe even read a book or pop out another couple of babies! Just give us a chance to recover from the last 2 years of incessant politics. In another 2 years, if you want to start making some noise, knock yourself out.
In the meantime, if you really want to be a maverick, speak out against that thieving Alaskan senator, Ted Stevens. Go against your party and throw him under the bus, just like McCain staffers did to you. I know you are partial to the geriatric crowd but Ted needs to go. Make it happen.
One more thing, after looking at a recent photo of you, maybe you could bring back the hair and clothes people? What the hell happened to your hair and what’s with the pink? Where is the black or fire engine red that I have grown to love? I bet you aren’t even wearing your high heels anymore. Flip flopper.
P.S. Great job in supporting your party with this quote:
“I think the Republican ticket represented too much of the status quo, too much of what had gone on in these last eight years, that Americans were kind of shaking their heads like going, wait a minute, how did we run up a $10 trillion debt in a Republican administration? How have there been blunders with war strategy under a Republican administration?”