Umm…Sarah? Your 15 Minutes Are Up.

God knows I love me some Sarah Palin but even I need a break. We are all suffering from political fatigue and to listen to her yammer even more is really harshing my mellow.

Honestly Sarah, I don’t care about the clothes, the fact that you don’t read, maybe that you did a reach around on a 90 year old man… whatever. It’s all good! But there is a time to step aside. There’s a reason they don’t interview the loser after a ballgame. No one gives a crap what they have to say!

And when you say stuff like,  “I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door,” it makes my head hurt. “Like, I know you are my BFF 4 ever but I totally, like, need a break from u”. In fact, just yesterday even Jesus told me he was glad he made you lose. He said he just couldn’t take anymore.

Please, take a break and enjoy your family. Maybe even read a book or pop out another couple of babies! Just give us a chance to recover from the last 2 years of incessant politics. In another 2 years, if you want to start making some noise, knock yourself out.

In the meantime, if you really want to be a maverick, speak out against that thieving Alaskan senator, Ted Stevens. Go against your party and throw him under the bus, just like McCain staffers did to you. I know you are partial to the geriatric crowd but Ted needs to go. Make it happen.

One more thing, after looking at a recent photo of you, maybe you could bring back the hair and clothes people? What the hell happened to your hair and what’s with the pink? Where is the black or fire engine red that I have grown to love? I bet you aren’t even wearing your high heels anymore. Flip flopper.

Palin

P.S. Great job in supporting your party with this quote:

“I think the Republican ticket represented too much of the status quo, too much of what had gone on in these last eight years, that Americans were kind of shaking their heads like going, wait a minute, how did we run up a $10 trillion debt in a Republican administration? How have there been blunders with war strategy under a Republican administration?”

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4 Responses to Umm…Sarah? Your 15 Minutes Are Up.

  1. UF says:

    Get off of Sarahs a** you stupid liberal!!

  2. tannerleah says:

    If I were on Sarah’s a**, why in the world would I get off?

    Racist.

  3. alex says:

    You are completely wrong about Sarah Palin, as is most of the MSMedia.

    “Sarah Palin” played a very good characterture of the far rightwing who took over and destroyed the Republican Party, but that is not the real Sarah Palin. She had me and most of the world fooled until I saw her speeches at rallies on Nov 1st/Nov 2nd.

    Characterture:
    “Sarah Palin is the shining example of this dumbing down of America….
    She clearly does not value ideas nor possess intellectual curiosity.”
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/stefan-sirucek/sarah-palinif-you-dont-re_b_135760.html

    This portrayal of Sarah Palin is deliberate and I have countless examples

    Suffice to say you have to watch all/most of her speeches and the questionable/dumb interviews and ask yourself some very simple questions. Why would she be saying that? Why would she be dismissing Science and research in a prepared/teleprompter/vetted speech in front of the entire world? Who cant name single Book/newspaper/Magazine on the face of the planet other than a great actor?

    The Real Sarah Palin:

    Read this article and the comments, particularly those from ladyhawk08 and watch this speech of Sarah Palin. Then ask yourself, is she really a right wing nutjob?
    http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-10-27/sarah-palins-a-brainiac

    You have to ask yourself, is SARAH PALIN a “WHACK JOB” or is she acting, a fraud, trying to drive people to vote and support Barack Obama?

    Here is David Talbot of Salon.com talking about the role of Sarah Palin in the
    2008 campaign, amongst other things, without specifically saying that the
    Election was “fixed” or that Sarah Palin “acting” which is exactly what happened
    And is still happening, but is also something that the republicans/democrats cannot at this time admit publically and may never do so.

    Short version: Sarah Palin a “Complete Fiction”

    Long version:
    http://fora.tv/2008/10/12/David_Talbot_Author_and_Founder_of_Salon

    Women in Alaska Against Sarah Palin

    Sarah Palin a “Snake Oil Salesman” a “Fraud”

    Sarah Palin a Whack Job

    In her own words – Palin reflects on her run Nov 9th
    http://www.adn.com/sarah-palin/story/584193.html

  4. UF says:

    You wish (as do I).

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