Are you kidding me? Have you seen this picture of Barack HUSSEIN Obama? We are going to elect a POTUS that is a crybaby? Dear God, help us all:
Are you going to cry when you tell Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to leave Iraq alone and he says: مود احمدیندارد خورده میشژاددارد خورده میش
(That means “blow me” in Iranian). Are you going to cry when the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor again? I mean, c’mon, get a grip on yourself!
Look, I understand you are upset due to the recent loss of Tootie. We are all upset by it. Besides “Jo the lesbian”, Tootie was my favorite. She had such a beautiful smile underneath those braces.
But you are trying to be the President. You can’t let our enemies see you being all pussified in public. If you were crying for, let’s say, the scene In ET where Drew Barrymore was crying as the Feds tried to steal ET, I would get it. We all cried like a bunch of babies. But Tootie? Dude, get a grip on yourselves.
For God’s sake, McCain was held in a monkey cage for 5 years and you don’t see him crying! True, his tear ducts have been surgically removed but you still don’t see him dry heaving.
Wow…if only we had known this before now. I can live with the whole Muslim, pal of terrorist, hate guns and religion thing but this it just too much. If you win, I demand a Supreme Court recount. I am pretty sure the Constitution specifically states the following, “and so it be-ith that no man shall shed a tear in the pursuit of the-ith highest office in the land”. That’s is Article 3, chapter 7, Verse 9.52. Go ahead, look it up.
Jesus, Joseph and Mary…if we wanted a crybaby in office, we would have elected Hillary. And even then, she only cries every time Bill gets a hummer. (True, that is often but she mostly sobs in private).
And now look what you did. You made the Indian guy cry again because you stole his “single tear” look. I hope you are proud of yourself Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
PS: If you are over 40, I am about to stick a song in your head for the remainder of the day. You are welcome. (Oh, and Mrs. Garrett was also smoking hot).
You take the good, you take the bad,
you take them both and there you have
The facts of life, the facts of life.