Skinheads Plan to Kill 102 People. Oh, And Also Obama.

Daniel Cowart, 20, (pictured above with his cool nazi tattoo and glasses) and Paul Schlesselman, 18, came up with this brilliant plan to shoot 88 black people and then decapitate another 14. Once they were done with that, and I swear I am not lying, they were going to dress up in white tuxedos and top hats, drive really fast at Obama, and shoot at him while hanging out of their car windows. This plan just reeks of potential. What a couple of cunning masterminds.

The obvious question is, “Why the 88 shootings and 14 decapitations?” That seems to me like an awfully ambitious plan even for these 2 brilliant would be murderers. It turns out, in skinhead folklore, that 88 stands for “Heil Hitler” because the 8th letter in the alphabet is H. Get it? HH? Pretty damned clever.

14 stands for the 14 words you have to say to get in the neo nazi or KKK Klub. They are:


Now, don’t hate on me nazi guys but shouldn’t at least one of you guys know how to spell the word “existence”? I looked on like 20 sites and it was all spelled the same way. That error alone is probably costing you a lot of really, really smart members.

I have just a couple of issues with this whole “Ocean’s 102” plan. First, isn’t Schlesselman a Jewish name? When did neo Nazis start letting Jewish folks into their club? Plus, why would he hate blacks? My guess is that he totally got screwed on his Bar Mitzvah gifts and needed to take it out on someone.

The next issue is how did they expect to kill 102 people at once with just the two of them? First of all, I seriously doubt that either of these young men can count much pass 20…but I digress. Apparently, they were going to go to a predominately black school in Tennessee. Um, I don’t know if anyone told Dan and Paul this but there are very high odds that the kids in any inner city school are packing much more heat than they would be. They would have got off maybe 2 shots before they were sliced and diced with box cutters. It would not have been pretty.

Finally, what the hell was the “drive real fast at Obama” part of this plan? Were you going to drive a tank? Was Obama just going to be strolling down a street in Crackville and you guys were going to do a drive by? And why the white tuxedos and top hats? Were you going to break into a song and dance number once the mission was completed?

I realize these young men are probably not the brightest bulbs in the pack and they should no doubt be seriously punished for such an offensive plan. They will probably be sent to prison and join a skinhead group where they will be protected. If it were me, I would make them attend the black school they were going to attack to a) understand that the black kid is just as pissed off as they are about life and b) get the education they are so desperately lacking.

And to you Paul, “Shanda auf Dir!” (That’s “shame on you” in Yiddish). Oy vey!


21 Responses to Skinheads Plan to Kill 102 People. Oh, And Also Obama.

  1. armine says:

    excellent criticism

  2. michigan says:

    Jews and Nazis seem to go together. George Lincoln Rockwell-Jewish , Patler his second in command who also allegedly killed Rockwell-Jewish, Frank Collins 1970’s Illinois neoNazi- Jewish, George Burros KKK/neoNazi – Jewish, Ben Klassen founder of COTC – Jewish , Samuel Green 80’s KKK leader- Jewish, Don Black owner of Stormfront – Jewish, Bill White current leader of NSM – Jewish Davis Hawke 21st century leader of Knights of freedom- Jewish. I won’t address Hitlers supposed Jewish roots and Himmler, Boormann etc. So, why the connections? Well, the ADL has to stay in business right? Truth is stranger than fiction.

  3. Aaron Weiss says:

    He is such a pretty boy, the one with he gun. Does he dress up as a woman on weekends. I’ll bet he’s hot. It looks like he forgot to take the lipstick and eyeshadow off before his boyfriend took the photo. OOOh, the’re gonna love you in jail. both of you.

  4. Scharfschützen says:

    These types of peoplegive us Germans a bad image ever since Hitler’s reign of terror ceased to exists. I say “Schande über Sie, Sie Monsters!” (Translation: Shame on you, you monsters! (German))

  5. Anonymous says:

    Excellent analysis. Ahem michigan…here is a list of some REAL Jews:

    Albert Einstein — The most famous and influential scientist of all time
    Richard Feynman — ‘The greatest scientific mind since World War II ‘
    Gregory Pincus — developed the first practical oral contraceptive pill
    Niels Bohr — Nobel prize-winning Physicist: atomic structure
    Roald Hoffmann — Nobel prize winner in Chemistry: field of electronic structures
    Fritz Haber — winner of the Nobel Prize of Chemistry in 1918, for the synthesis of ammonia from its element
    Edward Teller — Physicist, ‘father of the hydrogen bomb’
    Leo Szilard — Physicist, proved the possiblily of a nuclear chain reaction in 1933.
    Juri Lotman — author of ‘Semiotics and the History of Culture
    Jonas Salk — Developed the first polio vaccine.
    Carl Sagan — astronomer and popular science author; made book and TV series ‘Cosmos’
    Hans Krebs — 1953 Nobel Prize for the insight into the fundamental metabolic pathways (‘Krebs bicycle’)
    Rita Levi-Montalcini — winner of the Nobel Prize for her work on Nerve Growth factor (with Stanley Cohen)
    J. Robert Oppenheimer — Nuclear physicist, head of the Manhattan Project at Los Alamos
    Emile Durkheim — founder of modern sociology
    Lev Landau — Soviet physicist, Nobel Prize in Physics 1962
    Albert Sabin — Developed the improved live polio vaccine.
    Wolfgang Pauli — discoverer of the Exclusion Principle and the neutrino
    Albert Michelson — Nobel Prize for Physics 1907
    George WALD — Nobel Price in Medicine for work contributing to our understanding of vision.
    Hans Bethe — Nobel Prize in Physics in 1967
    Murray Gell-Mann — Nobel prize in physics 1969. Introduced ‘quarks’.
    Franz Boas — 20th century anthropologist-founder of the relativistic, culture-centred school of anthropology
    Claude Cohen-Tannoudji — Nobel prize winner in Physics, developed laser-cooling technology
    Jule Gregory Charney — Meteorologist, chair of the U.S. Committee for the Global Atmospheric Research Program (GARP)
    Douglas Osheroff — Nobel prize winner in Physics, for work in superfluidity
    Lise Meitner — (1878-1968) Austrian physicist, discovery of nuclear fission
    William Herschel — astronomer who discovered the planet Uranus
    Joshua Lederberg — Nobel prize winner in Medicine, discovered viral transduction
    Georges Charpak — won the Nobel Prize in Physics 1992 for his particle detector
    Stanley Cohen — Nobel prize winner in Medicine, for work in experimental embryology
    Jack Steinberger — Nobel Prize winner in Physics, 1988
    Isidor Rabi — Nobel prize in physics in 1944
    Selman Waksman — Microbiologist, 1952 Nobel Prize winner in physiology and medicine
    Immanuel Velikovsky — Polymath genius, astrophysicist, historian, linguist, encyclopedist
    Harold Kroto — Nobel prize-winner in Chemistry, discoverer of C60
    Cesar Milstein — Nobel prize winner in Medicine: field of immunology
    Hermann Muller — Nobel prize winner in Medicine: for work on biological effects of radiation
    David Lee — Nobel prize winner in Physics: for work on superfluidity
    Leon Lederman — Nobel prize winner in Physics, 1988
    Tadeus Reichstein — Nobel Prize for Medicine 1950
    Howard Temin — 1975 Nobel Prize in Medicine
    Ferdinand Cohn — one of the founders of bacteriology
    Arno Penzias — Nobel prize winner in Physics, studied interstellar isotopes
    Jack Steinberger — Particle Physicist, winner of the Nobel Prize
    Martin Perl — Nobel prize winner in Physics: discoverer of the Tau Lepton
    Aaron Klug — Nobel prize winner in Chemistry, for work on X-ray analysis of biomolecules
    Herbert Brown — Nobel prize winner in Chemistry: for his work in the borane-organoborane area
    Daniel Nathans — Nobel prize in Medicine: for restriction analysis of Simian Virus 40 DNA
    Stanley Prusiner — Nobel prize winner in Medicine: for the discovery of Prions, infectious proteins

    If you have read this far those are just the scientists. Jews comprise just 1/5 of 1% of world population, yet are recipients of over 20% of Nobel Prize winners. Wonder why?

  6. sandeep says:

    why would a jewish man Paul Schlesselman be a neo nazi????????
    all the big media outlets(Jewish owned of course) are calling these two Jewish boys neo nazis.nice way of confusing the public.
    guys lets call a spade a spade,the jews want Obama dead as they believe that he may actually do some justice in Palestine.

  7. Elizabeth says:

    Paul Schlesselman is NOT Jewish (sigh). He obviously has some German ancestry and as Scharfschützen laments: unfair to lump this guy with the rest of the German population. sandeep, please turn off your TV. There is no way you can avoid all these Jewish actors:

    Jay Adler
    Luther Adler
    Stella Adler
    Jason Alexander
    Woody Allen (Allen Koenigsberg)
    Ed Ames (Urick Ames)
    Morey Amsterdam
    Shiri Appleby
    Allen Arbus
    Adam Arkin
    Alan Arkin
    Bea Arthur (Bernice Frankel)
    Ed Asner

    Lauren Bacall (Bette Perske)
    Barbara Bain (Millicent Fogel)
    Jon Robin Baitz
    Lenny Baker
    Bob Balaban
    Barbara Barrie
    Richard Benjamin
    Jack Benny (Jack Kubelsky)
    Milton Berle (Mendal Berlinger)
    Jeannie Berlin
    Hershel Bernardi
    Sarah Bernhard
    Theodore Bikel
    Joey Bishop (Joseph Abraham Gottlieb)
    Mel Blanc (Melvin Jerome Blanc)
    Yasmine Bleeth
    Claire Bloom
    Victor Borge (Borge Rosenbaum)
    Tom Bosley
    David Brenner
    Felix Bressart
    Fanny Brice (Fanny Borach)
    Albert Brooks (Albert Einstein)
    Mel Brooks (Melvin Kaminsky)
    Lenny Bruce (Leonard Alfred Schneider)
    George Burns (George Birnbaum)
    Red Buttons (Aaron Chwatt)

    James Caan
    Sid Caesar
    Eddie Cantor (Edward Israel Iskowitz)
    Phoebe Cates (Phoebe Katz)
    Jeff Chandler (Ira Grossel)
    Andrew Dice Clay (Andrew Silverberg)
    Lee J. Cobb (Leo Jacobi)
    Howard Cosell (Howard Cohen)
    David Cross (and also his sisters Juli and Wendy)
    Billy Crystal
    Tony Curtis (Bernard Schwartz)

    Howard Da Silva (Howard Silverblatt)
    Rodney Dangerfield (Jack Cohen)
    Neil Diamond
    Illeana Douglas
    Kirk Douglas (Danielovitch Demsky)
    Melvyn Douglas (Melvyn Hesselberg)
    Richard Dreyfuss
    Bob Dylan (Bob Zimmerman)

    Robert Evans (Robert Shapera)

    Marty Feldman
    Tovah Feldshuh
    Norman Fell (Norman Feld)
    Harvey Fierstein
    Larry Fine (Laurence Feinberg)
    Corey Fischer
    Eddie Fisher
    Al Franken
    Leonard Frey

    Allen Garfield (Allen Goorwitz)
    John Garfield (Julius Garfinkle)
    Art Garfunkel
    Lorraine Gary (Lorraine Gottfried)
    Brad Garrett (Brad Gerstenfeld)
    Jack Gilford (Jacob Gellman)
    Paul Glaser
    Ned Glass
    Adam Goldberg
    Jeff Goldblum
    Barry Gordon
    Keith Gordon
    Cliff Gorman
    Gilbert Gottfried
    Elliot Gould
    Harold Gould
    Lee Grant (Lyova Haskell Rosenthal)
    Ellen Greene
    Shecky Greene
    Andre Gregory
    Nick Gregory
    Jennifer Grey
    Joel Grey
    Charles Grodin (Charles Grodinsky)
    Ayre Gross
    Steve Guttenberg

    Buddy Hackett (Leonard Hacker)
    Mark Harelik
    Aaron Harnik
    Lawrence Harvey (Laruschka Mischa Skikne)
    Goldie Hawn
    Dan Hedaya
    Buck Henry (Buck Henry Zuckerman)
    Pee Wee Herman (Paul Ruebens)
    Stephen Hill (Soloman Krakovsky) – Orthodox!
    Marcel Hillaire
    Arthur Hiller
    Judd Hirsch
    Dustin Hoffman
    Philip Seymour Hoffman
    Judy Holliday (Judith Tuvim)
    Oscar Homolka
    Michael Hordern
    Adam Horwitz
    Curly Howard (Jerome Lester Horwitz)
    Moe Howard (Moses Horwitz)
    Shrimp Howard (Shemp Horwitz)

    Lou Jacobi
    Sam Jaffe (Shalom Jaffe)
    David Janssen (David Harold Meyer)
    George Jessel
    Al Jolson (Asa Yoelson)

    Madeline Kahn
    Ida Kaminska
    Carol Kane
    Omri Katz
    Andy Kaufman
    Julie Kavner
    Lainie Kazan (Lainie Levine)
    Danny Kaye (David Kaminsky)
    Harvey Keitel
    Alan King (Irwin Allen Kniberg)
    Robert Klein
    Sascha Knopf
    Jack Klugman
    Bernie Kopell
    Harvey Korman
    Henry Koster (Hermann Kosterlitz)
    Jeffery Kramer
    Lisa Kudrow

    Juliet Landau
    Martin Landau
    Michael Landon (Eugene Horowitz)
    Louise Lasser
    Cloris Leachman
    Ernest Lehman
    Ron Leibman
    Sheldon Leonard
    Michael Lerner
    Sam Levine
    Eugene Levy
    Jerry Lewis (Joseph Levitch)
    Shari Lewis (Shari Hurwitz)
    Hal Linden (Harold Lipshitz)
    Mark Linn-Baker
    Maureen Lipman
    Jonathan Lipnicki
    Peter Lorre (Laszlo Lowenstein)
    Jon Lovitz

    Bill Macy (Wolf Marvin Garber)
    Howie Mandel
    Marcel Marceau
    Janet Margolin
    Garry Marshall
    Chico Marx (Leonard)
    Groucho Marx (Julius)
    Gummo Marx (Milton)
    Harpo Marx (Adolf)
    Zeppo Marx (Herbert)
    Walter Matthau (Walter Matasschanskayasky)
    Elaine May (Elaine Berlin)
    Ferdy Mayne
    Debra Messing
    Bette Midler
    Barry Miller
    Rick Moranis
    Howard Morris
    Shelley Morrison (Rachel Mitrani)
    Josh Mostel
    Zero Mostel
    Paul Muni (Muni Weisenfreund)

    Alla Nazimova (Mariam Leventon)
    Leonard Nimoy

    Alan Oppenheimer

    Lilli Palmer (Lillie Marie Peiser)
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Mandy Patinkin
    Sarah Jessica Parker
    Rhea Perlman
    Natalie Portman

    Gilda Radner
    Tony Randall (Leonard Rosenberg)
    Carl Reiner
    Rob Reiner
    Paul Reiser
    Don Rickles
    Peter Riegert
    Ron Rifkin
    Joan Rivers (Joan Sandra Molinsky)
    Edwar G. Robinson (Emmanuel Goldenberg)
    Saul Rubinek
    Zelda Rubinstein
    Winona Ryder (Winona Laura Horowitz)

    Mort Sahl
    Gene Saks
    Adam Sandler
    Gary Schandling
    David Schwimmer
    George Segal
    Jerry Seinfeld
    William Shatner
    Dick Shawn (Richard Schulefand)
    Wallace Shawn
    Harry Shearer
    Anthony Sher
    Dinah Shore
    Pauly Shore
    George Sidney
    Silvia Sidney (Sophie Josow)
    Simone Signoret
    Ron Silver
    Jonathan Silverman
    Sarah Silverman
    Phil Silvers (Philip Silversmith)
    Alicia Silverstone
    Paul Simon
    Rena Sofer
    Marla Sokoloff
    Daniel Stern
    Howard Stern
    Ben Stiller
    Jerry Stiller
    Harold J. Stone
    Lee Strassberg
    Susan Strassberg
    Barbara Streisand
    Janet Suzman

    Chaim Topol
    Michael Tucker
    Sophie Tucker (Sophia Abuza)

    Anton Walbrook
    Eli Wallach
    Nancy Walker (Ann Myrtle Swayer)
    Sam Wannamaker
    Rachel Weisz
    Gene Wilder (Jerome Silberman)
    Debra Winger
    Henry Winkler
    Shelley Winters (Shirley Schrift)
    Ed Wynn (Isaiah Edwin Leopold)



    Lisa Bonet
    Joan Collins
    Harry Connick Jr.
    Roger Corman
    Jamie Lee Curtis
    Michael Douglas
    Fran Drescher
    David Duchovny
    Douglas Fairbanks (Douglas Elton Ulman)
    Carrie Fisher
    Harrison Ford
    John Frankenheimer

    Paulette Goddard
    John Houseman (Jaques Haussmann)
    Barbara Hershey
    Anthony Newley
    Paul Newman
    Freddie Prinze
    Sam Robards [son of Lauren Bacall (born Betty Joan Perske).–L.D.]
    Tanya Roberts
    Robbie Robertson
    Rob Schneider
    Jason Schwartzmann
    Erich Von Stroheim (Erich Oswald Stroheim)
    Zoe Wanamaker

  8. tannerleah says:

    So sandeep was correct. ALL of the actors in Hollywood are Jewish. Who knew?

    By the way, is Scharfschutzen the same as farfegnugen?

  9. anarchore says:

    So Jews control Hollywood through corruption and nepotism, so what are you trying to prove, Elizabeth?

    What other elements of society are Jews controlling? cf AIPAC, cf Walt and Mearscheimer The Israel Lobby and US Foreign Policy, 1 million genocride in Iraq, Isareli terror on USS Liberty and genocide of Palestinians and growing suspicion that Israel was involved with 911(watch 911 Missing Links).

    How do Zionists benefit from a race war between blacks and whites???? HMMMM???? Maybe so they can hastily pack their bags for Israel now that everyone is catching on to them, with blacks blaming whites and vice versa… did you know that Jews were the main slavers who sold blacks? Hebie fomented false flag race war, hee we come!

  10. tannerleah says:

    So, it seems that the REAL beef isn’t between the skinheads and the blacks but rather with the Jews? Hmm…I guess I need to get out more often. Maybe I am getting the Nazis, skinheads and KKK all mixed up together.

  11. harlanrusso says:

    Too much Grand Theft Auto for these two.

  12. Elizabeth says:

    That said it all: “growing suspicion that Israel was involved in 911”. This is why all my leisure reading involves physics and quantum mechanics. It’s the closest thing to truth that I can get. We as a society have a whole lot of EVOLVING to do.

  13. tannerleah says:

    Oh, I see. You are one of those EVOLUTION people. That explains a lot.

    Listen Elizabeth, I ain’t no monkey! Although I do have a fondness for bananas and trees.

  14. A, Hicks says:

    Wow..we are in 2009!?

  15. Nazi says:

    I think it was an excellent plan and it would have worked. I think someone should kill all the niggers including that stupid fuck obama. All you fucking spics and niggers should die or get the fuck out of america. BTW the nazis and kkk are respectable groups and are justified in what their doing.

    • suck this 8====D says:

      hell yea asshole, im one of those “spics” as you call, and i can bet you mofo redneck that if your cocksucker hitler looked at both of us to determine who is “inferior”, ill bet he would take you. I can also bet that me being white, blond, and with blue eyes would be considered superior in both physical and intellectual means in terms of what nazism is. I bet you are also one of those italian, irish, german , english and other 10 nationalies american. If you where truelly from the arian raze or whatever the fuck that shit is, you would be a 100% nordic piece of shit.

    • marcy lily says:

      Yep . Retarded Meth Heads with hate and anger issues are always respectable people and so smart . This plan just has Nobel Prize material sprayed all over it . I am obviously being facetious . What kind of dipshit thinks that this would work even after being twerked a bit ?
      Family Guy got one thing right . Meth Is A Hell Of A Drug ! Look at what it made two hicks and the turd I am responding to believe can really happen .

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