Miss Teen Louisiana Is A Food Thief

That’s right. Lindsey Evans, the reigning Miss Teen Louisiana, tried to run out on a restaurant tab that she and her hell raising friends ran up at a posh Bossier City eatery. The 4 young people purposely ran up a ridiculous tab of $46.07 then took off. (What the hell, how many bottles of Courvoisier were they downing?)

The would be thieves would have been able to pull off this major heist if not for one tiny problem. Beautiful Lindsey accidentally left her purse behind at the table. Unfortunately, the purse not only contained her license but also a bag of weed. Turns out Miss Louisiana is a stoner as well as a food thief. (This actually makes sense as the two usually run hand in hand).

When Lindsey returned to the restaurant to retrieve her purse, the police were waiting for her. Her three accomplices, apparently also just as intelligent as Lindsey, came rolling into the restaurant parking lot with her and were charged with a variety of crimes as well.

To her credit, in spite of her misfortune, Lindsey took a fine mug shot. I credit this to her years of pageant training.

Frankly, Lindsey’s bad fortune is good publicity for Louisiana. Who knew that they had any attractive women down there in Bayou country? She has all of her teeth and seems to have a reasonably correct height to weight ratio. Sure, her IQ is still in short bus territory but you can’t have everything.

This Buds for you Lindsey! (Please be sure to pay for it using your fake ID before you leave the premises).

By the way. Don’t confuse Miss Teen Louisiana with Miss Teen South Carolina although they may share a similar intelligence pattern.

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7 Responses to Miss Teen Louisiana Is A Food Thief

  1. O'Level, CSE says:

    I’m not sure but I think that may be Sarah Palin’s daughter with a blond wig

  2. tannerleah says:

    Just for that, I am going to show Sarah some more love.

  3. big tizzle says:

    She is super hot. However there are other hot chicks from the Bayou. What about the Spear’s sisters?

  4. tannerleah says:

    The Spear’s sisters would be hot if they weren’t knocked up all the time. You can’t be hot AND fat. Just not physically possible.

  5. anny. says:

    FAt women are pretty to they just need love. There are alot of men out there that think fat women are pretty.

  6. tannerleah says:

    anny – Yes, my statement was unclear. I meant to say that PREGNANT women are not hot. And to be clear, that doesn’t mean they were not hot before or after pregnancy…just during. Only women talk about pregnant women being hot or sexy, not men.

    And I agree, fat women can be beautiful. But let’s be honest, that is more the exception than the rule. To be fair, the same applies to fat men. Having said that, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you are correct that there are plenty of people out there for everyone.

  7. coffee says:

    Miss Teen South Carolina answered that question badly, but she’s still got her looks to fall back on…

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