Do you think the “rescue” plan should be kicking in any day now? I mean, I know you said it HAD to be done within a week or really bad things would happen so am I missing something? Granted, you were able to give the AIG guys a nice vacation in LA and I am sure they deserved it and are working hard to be more thrifty. But I really need to see my money stop shrinking like a guys testicles in cold water. You’re killin’ me here.
As you have probably noticed, most people seem to be entertaining themselves by figuring out who to blame. It’s Obama’s fault because he is a socialist and will wreck the economy further when he is POTUS. Plus, his buddies in Congress have done squat in the last 2 years. On the other hand, Bush has been on the job for almost 8 years and hasn’t really done anything to help the cause. Also, as it turns out, Republicans are just as greedy as Democrats and the “fiscal conservative” label was all just a big joke.
Frankly, I don’t care about all of that. I like to daydream about my retirement someday but now I just have nightmares. I know I am supposed to relax because the market will invariably rebound but, no offense, I am not sure you and your bunch of monkey friends have the slightest clue how to get us out of this. I realize that you and your cronies are worth over 100 million each but I am not. So, if I lose even $100, I get kind of concerned.
If you know for sure the world is going to sh**, just tell me now so I can take all of my cash to Vegas and have a better chance of securing my retirement. Plus, I can watch a Cirque show one last time. Sadly, my suspicion is that you have absolutely no clue what is going to happen on a day to day basis. By the way, are you related to former FEMA chief Michael Brown? I only ask because this has quickly become the financial equivalent of Hurricane Katrina and, well, that didn’t turn out so good.
I have to go now and continue working on my bomb shelter and storing away supplies. If you pass by my house, maybe you could stop in and loan me some lunch money? Should cost you about 200k as I am a rather finicky eater. I take large bills but I am really going to need this money within a week. Thanks buddy!