Why are people becoming so enamored with China during the Olympics? Yes, they had a clever opening with the drums and boxes. You will find that slaves, I mean “volunteers”, that have 2 years to practice can perform quite magnificently. But what about the real China?
Remember, this is the China where they told local restaurants not to serve dog on their menu’s and also told their tank driver’s not to run anyone over during the Olympics. Everyone knows about this but what about the truly insidious stuff?
For instance, my Internet sources tell me that roughly 1.2 million Chinese girls have been adopted into America (give or take a million). I am also told that it is very likely that these girls are some sort of “pod people” that will overthrow our government when they reach 21. They will be headquartered throughout the US at their local Chinese restaurants.
Think this is ridiculous? How about this. The average Chinese person is about 4’6″ tall. (Again, give or take probably a foot). How in the world do you explain the 8’9″ Yao Ming? Some say he is two men fused into one. When you do the math, you can see a distinct possibility.
Still not on board? China has 1.3 billion people. If they wanted to, and I have heard rumors, they could stand on each others shoulders and literally reach the moon. At that point, they could knock it off of its rotation and cause all kind of tidal problems. These are a very athletic people so it is entirely possible they could pull it off.
Even if none of the above is true, grab the nearest thing to your computer and see where it was made. 80% chance it was China. The cold hard fact is that one day before very long, we are going to be China’s whipping post. They will call all of the shots and there will be little we can do about it. God, I hope dog tastes like chicken.