Sarah Palin Travels With Her Children And Looks Good Doing It.

October 22, 2008

Well, here come the haters…what a surprise. It was announced today that Sarah charged the State of Alaska for her children to travel with her. Also, it was reported that the RNC spent $150,000 on clothes, hair and makeup for the Governor.

Is this really an issue for anyone? Was she just supposed to leave her kids home alone? If she would have hired a babysitter, people would have complained about that as well. I support Sarah for putting her kids first and if the people of Alaska don’t like it, they shouldn’t have elected her. Oh, wait a minute, they aren’t the ones complaining. It is the freakin’ media, as usual.

Also, is it hard to understand that there is a fee for maintaining the ethereal beauty of the future VPILF? Do you think she just rolls out of bed looking gorgeous naturally? Of course not. Just like other 47 year old women, she needs a fair amount of spackle, spray paint, grout and wire to pull her look off. And what about her attire? Christ, her shoes alone probably took up about $100,000.

By the way, not to get off track, but did you see Sarah rocking the knee high boots the other day?

(I need to Photoshop the baby, Trigger, out of the picture for it to have real value).

Where was I? Oh yeah, this woman that is equal parts sunshine and angel perfume, should not be held down by the media elite. She is a maverick and mavericks need to look good. Do you think the Marlboro Man (also a maverick) didn’t have expenses? Of course he did. So, please, leave our girl alone.

Having said all of that, I do have one tiny concern. I saw this picture and I am not sure if Sarah is throwing gang signs or praising Satan.

From the look on her daughter’s face, I am going to guess she is using the “Satan rules” signal. Oh, screw it, who cares? If we have to put up with a little satanic worship and a few Ouija boards to get our gal in office, so be it. 4 years of McCain and then 8 years of President Palin. Woo-Hoo!

(Uh oh, I am getting all tingly in my pants again. Excuse me for a moment).


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