I Could Have Bought Sarah Palin’s Shoes?

I am so sick of the liberal, media elite. One of the greatest historical artifacts of all time went up for sale recently on EBay and hardly anyone even knew about it. Why? Because it was an artifact that belonged to a Republican and the liberals stone walled the information from getting out.

You are going to be upset when I tell you this but here is what happened. Sarah Palin’s niece was given a pair of shoes by Sarah. The niece told Sarah she thought they were pretty and Sarah, being probably the nicest person in the whole wide world, gave them to her. Just like that…no questions asked.

Unfortunately, they didn’t really fit so, instead of just dumping them, the niece did the right thing and put them up for sale on EBay. Of course, the media knew about this but refused to run the story. Look at these shoes:

(Did you fell that little tingle in your nether regions? I thought so.)

These are call “Naughty Monkey Double Dare” shoes. What a fitting name. Naughty indeed… Anyway, these shoes are basically priceless. However, since no one knew about the sale, some shoe fetish guy bought them for $2025. Are you kidding me!?!? I would have gladly shelled out 30k for these things! I would have sold a kidney (I would have given up my bad one) to make this happen.

Of course, it is always possible that the guy that bought them will put them back up for sale. For me, however, it is too late. I don’t want her shoes after they have been soiled by another man. Oh well, maybe she gave the niece some other stuff to sell. Possibly her “Dirty Dancing Bullet Proof Brassiere”. That would fetch some big bucks.

One more thing about Sarah, since I know you can never get enough info on her. She has started a PAC. If that doesn’t scream that she is running in 2012, I don’t know what does. It is important that you all give early and give often. (I can’t donate because if Sarah and I should become an “item”, it would look inappropriate). Here is the link: http://www.sarahpac.com/

You will notice that they have a photo of the US with Alaska sitting smack dab in the middle of it. When Sarah is elected President in ’12, her first act will be to move Alaska to the lower 48. (As you can see, some of the junkier Midwest states are going to get crapped on).

Mark your calendars…1451 days until President Sarah Palin takes office!

Obama Is Hitler, Marx, Stalin And The Anti-Christ Rolled Into One

That’s a pretty impressive list, if you ask me. Before you have a knee jerk reaction, let me list some of the things we have learned about Senator Obama over the last two years. I think once you put all of the pieces together, you will see what kind of a man he really is.

As we have all seen, he is “brainwashing” people and trying to establish a Socialist state as well as the best (or worst) aspects of Communism. He hates Christians due to his being a closet Muslim, just like his father, and will betray Israel as soon as he possibly can.

He will take all of the hard working people of America’s money and give it to those who refuse to work…redistribution, if you will. He is anti gun and will do everything in his power to take guns out of the hands of the American citizen. Amazingly, he openly mocks those of us who think guns and religion are important staples of American culture.

He is pro abortion and would like to see more abortions so he can have more stem cell research by killing these innocent babies. He will clearly stack the Supreme Court to the left so he can take Roe v. Wade even further. He is pro-black and will purposely ignore the needs of whites, Latinos and American Indians. It is likely that Reverend Jeremiah “god damn America” Wright will play a large role in this effort.

He has direct links to Al Qaeda and fully supports a variety of terrorists organizations including the PLO. He still has close ties to William Ayers and will put America at great risk by decreasing the size of our military and failing to protect our borders. Illegal immigration will be completely out of control and the American taxpayer will foot the bill. 

Obama will continue with the efforts to create a New World Order and will enter into trade agreements that are not in the best interests of the American people. He will also tax and spend at levels heretofore never seen in this country…again, in an effort to redistribute wealth and socialize our country.

Oddly enough, Barack Hussein Obama very likely was not born in the United States. His birth record has been altered and there is no other documentation to support his claims. There also seems to be very little paperwork supporting his alleged college education at various US universities. Importantly, he also knew that his Aunt was an illegal alien living in our country and did nothing about it…clearly trying to hide her.

Let’s not also forget that Obama refused to put his hand over his heart for The Pledge Of Allegiance and mocked those that wore an American pin on their lapel. Also, in what can only be described as a slap in the face to our military heroes. on his latest trip abroad, he refused to visit injured men and women at a military hospital in Germany.

Obama has also admitted to being a drug user in the past. This speaks clearly to his lack of ability to make good choices and show good judgement. This may be why he has offered to sit down with the enemies of the US without pre-conditions. He also has no problem telling the world what our defense strategies are. For instance, his definitive time line for withdrawal from Iraq.

I haven’t even mentioned Tony Rezko, gay marriage or a slew of other issues that Senator Obama has working against him. In the end, it is clear that he has every intention of ruining the United States as we know it. A vote for Obama is a vote against everything that we cherish about the greatest country in the world, The United States of America. Don’t fall for his articulate, verbal sleight of hand. He is a devil dressed in a nice suit. It is up to all of us from stopping this national nightmare from happening.

Thanks for listening.

This message is approved by the various republican friends of Tannerleah. (I just put all of the stuff into one neat pile.)

When Is Someone Going To Break The Bad News To McCain?

All he keeps talking about is how “it’s wonderful to fool the pundits” and what a “great comeback” he is going to have. After all, he is a maverick and has been down before. He is going to fight the good fight and never give in and it’s all going to go down to the wire.

Psssst…hey John…I have a message for you. THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU ARE GOING TO WIN!!!

Yes, I know I am screaming but I can only surmise that he has turned his hearing aid off and can’t hear a word anyone is saying to him. How else can you explain his silly comments? I understand you play the game to the end but shouldn’t you be working to help your peers down the ticket? You know, something like, “There is a strong reality that I cannot beat “that guy”. However, it is critical that we do not hand the power of the Congress, Senate and President over to the Democrats. Who will be able to stop them?”

I realize that many Republicans have started saying this but Oldie McWrinkles needs to be saying it. Even his running mate has already started to sneak out the back door. I guess even in Alaska a person can tell when they are getting their a** kicked. (And what a fine a** it is).

John, do you remember when you were on the Titanic and said, “Don’t worry…it’s just a leak”? Or when you told your wife, “We should join the Confederate side. I like their chances”. Exactly, you were completely and utterly wrong. Same deal here. Be a true maverick and take one for the team. What does it matter? You are 136 years old, married to a hot trophy wife, loaded to the gills with cash, have 6, 7, 8 or more homes. I mean, really, stop being such a grumpy old man.

Now, before my republican friends start in on me about McCain bashing, I am actually trying to help you. Besides, as you all know, I am an equal opportunity political hater. All politicians are on the take and have only one constituent to worry about…themselves. The smart ones (not Ted Stevens) make a killing for many years and walk away unscathed. So, while I respect your political opinion, if you still think McCain is going to win, you might as well believe in an invisible man in the sky. (oops…wrong analogy. Sorry Jesus).

You all also know that I LOVE Sarah Palin! Why in the world would I want her to lose? So I don’t get to see her anymore? She makes me all warm and tingly when I see her. Nothing would make me happier than to see her on the news everyday but, guess what? Not gonna happen. (Until 2012).

So you might as well start practicing now. Say it loud and say it proud! President Barack Hussein Obama. What? I couldn’t really hear you. Say it again, louder. C’mon, you sound like Fonzie trying to say “sorry”. One more time, President Barack Hussein Obama. There you go! I knew you could do it!

Buh Bye Oldie McWrinkles. You gave it a helluva shot and if you hadn’t caved in like a little girl to the right wing and RNC, and instead been a real maverick, you might have got a lot more votes. As for Sarah, we will always have our memories. Here is one more picture to remember you by.

*sniff*  I will miss you my Alaskan bunny. Stay strong and keep an eye on Russia for me. *sniff*

(Well, since I already have a box of tissues from crying…what the hell. One more for the road)