30 Months In Jail For Being A Peeping Tom?

March 16, 2010

That was the sentence handed down for the guy that peeped on Erin Andrews. She is the international superstar sideline reporter for ESPN. No, I have never heard of her before this but, apparently, videotaping her nude is a huge no-no. The guy also taped 16 others women but I guess they aren’t superstars.

Seems to me that this is a pretty stiff sentence. I don’t think attempted murderers even get that much time. If I were going to go to jail, I think I would stalk someone more attractive. It should be worth being ganged raped for. Maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt or Ed Asner. Certainly not Erin Andrews.

When I was a young man, I peeped on the old lady next door. (She was maybe 50?) I would stand at the trailer back door which lined up with her trailer back door. She would open the window to vent the bathroom providing me with a perfect line of view. She was in pretty good shape for an old woman but certainly not good enough to get arrested for. In fact, she should have been arrested for making me look at her deflated fun bags. The horror…

I suspect Erin has her job because she is pleasant to look at. So, the very thing she so desperately wants to protect, her body, is why any of us ever heard of her in the first place. The only ugly chick on TV (Rosie doesn’t count) these days is Candy Crowley from CNN. My god, how can such an unpleasant looking woman be named “Candy”. My guess is due to the buckets of candy she probably ate as a kid.

Another celebrity that doesn’t like to be “undressed” by men is Jessica Simpson. The fact that she has implants the size of a Ford truck would seem to contradict her comments but maybe I am just misinformed. Don’t worry Jessica…no one is looking at you compressed into your mom jeans. We are merely admiring your amazing singing ability. Your portrayal of “Daisy Duke” was certainly Oscar worthy…not showing off your assets there, were you?

Look ladies. If you are pleasant to look at, men are going to look at you. They are going to imagine you without clothes and try to estimate just how flexible you are. They are going to imagine doing all kinds of unseemly things to you and make you do things in their minds that would make Larry Flint blush. It is who we are…animals.

Obviously, this gives no man the right to act out on these thoughts, unless of course he has paid for your services or bought you dinner. So, while this guy was no doubt a creep, he was merely fantasizing about a woman that he could never actually have. Put him on a restraining order, have him serve 30 days and get counseling. That should do the trick.

As for Erin, I see that she has decided to take on a low profile and perform on Dancing With The Stars. A sure fire way to make sure men don’t ogle you in skintight outfits. Well, at least not the 2 gay judges. Keep fighting the good fight, Erin. I will not be watching as I don’t have 30 months to give up for looking at you.

(Erin trying not to be ogled by men or showing off her sacred body).


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