Obviously, as an occasional black man, I have a real problem with this. First of all, I am simply too old to learn Spanish. I have tried in the past and failed miserably at it. Do you know that virtually every mexican word is different from its american counterpart? That means I would need to learn like a million new words! At least when I tried to learn Ebonics it a) kinda sounded like american and b) only consisted of maybe 10 words.
Plus, I really don’t like mexican food. I could live forever on a diet of white and black people food. Spam, mac and cheese, corndogs, fried chicken and watermelon. Mmmm good. Tacos and refried beans? I don’t think so. Plus, they have those little nasty cracker like things that you put some sort of vegetable blend on. That blend just happens to be made of the vegetables that americans can’t stand. That’s why the mexicans have them in the first place.
The only good news about the mexicans taking over second place is that they have nice looking cars and about half a dozen of the women are hot. True, most are pushing 200 pounds and have lip hair but there are some diamonds to be found if you look hard enough. The music is horrible except for Feliz Navidad and La Bamba. How many freaking times can I hear those songs before stabbing my eardrums like pinatas? (Another stupid mexican thing. Fill an animal with candy and then beat the crap out of it until its innards fall out. Gee Paco, how long did it take you to come up with that great idea?)
It is estimated that by 2050, whitey will be in second place behind the mexicans…in AMERICA! How is that even possible? If american women would just start putting out more this would not be an issue. C’mon ladies, don’t let Juanita steal your man. If a guy gets you the 2 for $20 combo at Applebees, you have an obligation to let him hit that in the name of america. As for my black brothers and sisters, you are never going to catch up if the men keep going to jail on purpose. I know you would rather be in jail than have to listen to Oprah but it is killing your headcount.
Lastly, according to the 2010 census, china people are also growing at an alarming rate. I was surprised to hear this because I thought china girls really don’t put out. But, apparently, that is just an act. That saying, “me so horny”, must really be true. Anyway, it’s just another reason for americans to keep their race first. Can you imagine car insurance rates if the china people take over the roads? Plus, I am not really a fan of pork fried rice and monkey brains.
Good people of America (meaning the whites and blacks), start doing the deed like you mean it. Your country is counting on you. Also, gay people of America. I encourage you to cross over every now and then. Just grit your teeth and do it. Especially if you are already a pitcher. Yes, it won’t feel as good but the results will be much more beneficial to the American race. (Plus, your junk will smell like fish instead of poopy. That would be a nice change).
If I have to start calling Jesus “Hey-Zeus”, I am going to be wicked pissed. Now, it’s time for my fiesta (that means nap in mexican). TL
This was an incredibly racist post. America consist of more than just white and black people. How can you be so ignorant?
I am pretty sure I also mentioned mexicans and china people. Sure, I left out midgets but that’s a personal quirk. And I can be this ignornat because I graduated from the american public school system. (Wait, did you mean that as an insult?)
Did someone not love you enough when you were little?
Bingo! We have Bingo!!!
Well you’re not a child anymore. Maybe its time to grow up a little. Just a thought. No pressure.
We were getting along so famously until you had to boss me around. But, just for you, I will give the “grown up” thing a try…no promises.
Did someone remove your sense of humor when you were little?
TL – nice photo. Family vacation?
Si.
I don’t have a problem with you hating people but it’s the fact that you think its ok to hate someone because of their skin color. There are so many other reasons to hate people. Why choose to be racist?
First of all, as an occasional black man, I cannot be racist. Check with Al Sharpton if you think I am incorrect.
Also, what makes you think I don’t hate people for other reasons? I am definitely an equal opportunity hater. Liberals, conservatives, hippies, communists, priests, old people, young people, politicians, soccer moms (unless they are hot), gingers, poor people, rich people…good God, the list is endless. Does that make me sound more reasonable? Oh, I should have also added Canadians. They are pretty sketchy.
To be fair, there are things that I love. Sarah Palin, food that is primarily made of HFCS, and bananas with duct tape. So you see, I am pretty well balanced.
I never said you didn’t hate people for other reasons. I just asked why racism is one of the reasons you choose. Your post says to me that you are racist whether you want to admit that to yourself or not.
I want my English speaking AMERICA back!!!!!
Amen, sister. If we DON’T speak American, we will have killed all of those Indians for nothing.
Swear to God, I got a few lines into this and had to get up for a bag of tortillas. If you took away my Tex-Mex, curries, rap & hip-hop I’d just have to kill myself. But, I will hate on the Chinese since they take up, what, damn near 40% of the seats at UC Berkeley (it is rumored UC Berkeley may become a historically Asian university). I tried going the ‘Tiger Mom’ route, but my kids don’t take me seriously when I scream “Essa! Clean your room” while crunking to Lil Wayne.
So really, you are a closeted Mexi-Jew. Color me disappointed. (Although I am fairly sure Lil Wayne is not hispanic so that doesn’t count against you. Well, other than your poor taste in music).
TL -
Despite your early detractor, who has apparently based her opinion of you by taking in your 2+ years worth of posts, I am still thrilled that you’re back up and around, pressing every button available, including some we thought we lost over the last decade or so.
I am sure that when the multi-colored tide finally shifts and we’re in the minority that we’ll still be able to lock up the positions that matter, like POTUS and CEO of Goldman Sachs.
I’m with Elizabeth though. I grew up on the border and I love the Mexican cuisine. The problem with living in the Midwest is that even the “authentic” stuff is pretty frickin’ far from authentic. If it was, nobody around here would buy it. Most of the populace breaks into a sweat when inside a 100-yard radius of a jalepeno or whatever. This also happens when they’re within 100 yards of a Mexican, so maybe it’s something that just gets sweated out. (The white folks do a lot of sweating as well but there’s no capsaicin in there: just a lot of Double-Stuf’d Oreos.)
If you ever decide to run for office, you’ve got my vote. Just give me a head’s-up so I can go register. And stay occasionally black because this country could use a little more near-authenticity.
Thank you for your support, TLC. I just assumed that maybe pastelmoon had been recently punched in the vagina and was just in a bad mood.
Lol
What do Negroids have to show for after 50 years of affirmative action? It’s no surprise you can’t take up a new language, as the best-selling book the Bell Curve states, Negroids have an IQ averaging in the 70′s, slightly higher than mental retardation. Not to mention Spanish is a soft language, and with big protruding lips it would be quite difficult for a Negroid to have the proper, delicate, pronunciation. You do make a valid point that Latinos only look out for each other- kind of like Jews. If I were a backward Negroid I’d be scared shitless too, because once Hispanics take over they won’t cuddle the blacks like the whites do.
Angelina Jolie seems to enunciate just fine with her poofy Negroid lips.
I am going to say that, at the very least, Negroids appreciate not having police dogs and water cannons used on them. They might also appreciate being able to use certain facilities that they were not allowed to use in the 60′s. So, as an occasional black man, albeit a slightly retarded one, I kind of think affirmative action had some good points.
And, more to the point, stop hating me because I am so well hung.
LOL @ “an occasional black man”. Why occasional? Do you unzip your blackness when necessary (e.g. to go undetected by the cops, not to get followed in a store, so people won’t hold their purses extra tight when you’re around)?
I’m slowly backing out this thread. It’s getting kinda ugly in here. Peace and love!
Exactly! Basically, I am white around whitey and black around my brothers and sisters. So, really, it’s the best of both worlds!
(I am also trying to be occasionally hispanic, Muslim, and female).
LOL
Lawl, you crack me the eff up. (Also, I already call “Jesus” Hay-Zeus!
Fuck you fucking mayate Mexicans will always dominate blacks in prison and on the streets
You are too funny. I came here thinking I would find some vital information, but I settle for the laugh.
So this made me laugh a couple times but “good people of america(meaning whites & blacks)” that really took the cake lol since when are blacks good people? Theyre not even native to america hahahaha every black person from canada to brazil is a descendant of someone that was brought here on slave ship so tell me now how you feel knowing that once upon a time even greasy ass mexicans owned yo black ass, so how about a lil mo respect fo yo massuh?