Quite the conundrum if you are looking for a worthy charity to donate some holiday money to. At this website, http://myfreeimplants.com, (which SD shared with me) you have a great opportunity to help the self esteem of a poor, small breasted woman. Sure, saving lives is kind of important but without self esteem, who even wants to live?
As near as I can tell, you pick a woman that you find attractive and donate some money which goes into a pool of money for her implants. Depending on what you donate, I think you get e-mails or maybe photo’s from the needy woman. I honestly don’t understand why you would give money to a complete stranger for a boob job but, apparently, many do.
I don’t want to judge these girls but the ones on the main page look relatively skeezy. (Maybe they are trying to look “seductive”). It’s a little bit of a mean spirited set up as even unattractive women can post on this site. I don’t know how I found it but I saw a link that had a girl that was up to around $42 after a full year. Wow, that must really make her feel good about herself.
Here is the bigger issue for me. While I understand why men like big boobs (bigger always equals better), I am not sure what is in it for women. Are you really so desperate for attention that this is the best plan you can come up with? I realize it is a body image thing and I am not trying to be critical but what is the mental payoff? Why is a man ogling your big chest a good thing?
Besides that, a lot of these implants just do not seem attractive to me. Here is a picture of a “success” story:
C’mon…it looks like two of the little monsters from Aliens have climbed into her chest and are about ready to burst out. (She does look a little like Sigourney Weaver). Personally, I don’t see anything attractive about this. Maybe they are just really, really new and they have to be broken in first. I don’t know.
I realize this is a bad example and I imagine a lot of women have had much more successful and natural looking results. Still, what if you don’t? Just Google “bad boob jobs” and take a look at some of the train wrecks. I just don’t see how it is worth it…even for free.
Still, I am a hypocrite because I like a robust bosom, like most men. So, I don’t know what the answer is. It just seems that science would have come up with a better, more natural way to do this. So, because it is the holiday season and I care, here is what I will do. Send me your “after” photos and I will tell you whether they look good or not. I am a very impartial judge so you can trust my opinion. (I am sure my wife will love this idea).
Anyway, I will step out of the way now and let Liz educate you on the dangers of breast implants…silicone or otherwise. Prepare for the firestorm.
EDIT: Per Liz’s request, Dr. Basil Singer (obviously gay)
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