Gee Girls, Thanks For Ruining KFC For Me

When I first heard the story about the 3 young female employees of a Kentucky Fried Chicken having fun in a big sink, my curiosity was piqued. After all, I love the KFC (who doesn’t) and since the girls posted the photo’s on MySpace, they no doubt had to be very attractive. Fried chicken and hot women…that is what America was founded on.

So, I search around a little and finally come across the pictures. Now, I don’t want to be mean to these young ladies but I will just say that I was somewhat disappointed in what I found. See for yourself:

Again, not to be mean, but the girl in the middle has a worse hairline than I do. Also, the girl on the right has obviously been dipping into the cole slaw when no one was looking. I wouldn’t suggest Oprah takes pictures of herself in a bra and I would have the same advice for this young lady.

My bigger concern is that if they were willing to do this, who knows what kind of fun they were having with the food that was being served. Fortunately, I do not live in Anderson CA, where this event occurred, but it probably does say something about KFC’s quality control. God, I am making myself nauseous just thinking about it.

The good news is that the 3 young ladies were reprimanded and suspended for their behavior. I suspect because no one else wants to work at KFC, they will have little choice but to bring them back after everything quiets down. Of course, at this point, the girls are going to be ultra pi**ed off about the whole thing and do all kinds of nasty things to the food. Eh, who can blame them?

It’s too bad that this had to happen now. KFC is about to roll out its “Grilled Chicken” line for the “healthy” eater. And let’s be honest, nothing says healthy like grilled chicken with mashed potatoes, gravy, mystery biscuits, and cole slaw. And if you get a big bucket, they throw in a chocolate cake for free! Healthy indeed.

The biggest issue is that I am concerned about the fact that the youth of America are not taking the whole “job” thing very seriously. First, it was the 5 lunatics in Minnesota assaulting crazy old folks and now these three taking a trailer park sauna. What in the hell is going on? When these short bus graduates get older, are they really supposed to be in charge of things? Thank goodness I will long since be dead but it is going to be a spectacular train wreck. I hope they post the pics on MySpace.

EDIT: 2 of the girls have been fired. I’m guessing “big forehead” and “Oprah wannabe”.

Does Barry Obama Know Anyone Who Is NOT A Criminal?

It just strikes me as odd that Obama knows so many criminals. He is starting to make the Clintons look innocent. I mean, all of us have a story about some person we knew growing up that ended up in jail. But Barry is taking it to a whole…nuther…level.

First, he gets caught hanging out with the mad bomber, Bill Ayers. Then, he has some sort of relationship with Tony Rezko. For years he has been going to Jeremiah “the chickens have come home to roost” Wright’s church. And let’s not forget the illegal Aunt in Massachusetts who he conveniently forgot about.

I mean, how many more skeletons can a person fit into a closet? Well, he now needs to make room for Rod Blagojevich. Rod is the embattled Governor from Illinois with the suspicious looking hair. (If it is real, he should sell it for big money). Seems Rod put up Barry’s Senate seat to the highest bidder. While I personally have no problem with this, it seems it might be slightly illegal.

We already know Barry has done cocaine and still smokes. Oh, and did I mention he is kind of half black? Maybe he is an American or maybe not. Maybe he is a Muslim or maybe not. It doesn’t matter at this point because those ships have sailed. Still, it is just more O’drama for Obama. (you like that?)

You do have to admit that it is remarkable that any man with this kind of baggage could be elected as POTUS. Sure, it helps that he was running against Methuselah and a smoking hot woman that other women were jealous of. But still, considering the crowd he runs with, would it be at all surprising if we find out someday that the election was a scam? Wouldn’t be the first time.

I hope Barry does well as President, we need him to. But don’t be surprised if you hear that Obama and OJ are best friends. Or that he used to visit John Wayne Gacy’s house in Chicago every once in awhile. Or that he has some sort of secret deal with MLB that precludes the Cubbies from every winning a World Series. Who knows what depth his treachery knows.

Now that I think about it, didn’t Oprah start to get fat again AFTER Obama became an Illinois Senator? Coincidence? I think not.