First, she gets kicked off of the “Ugly Betty” show for allegedly being “difficult”. Of course she is difficult, she is a superstar! She has earned the right to be a pain in the a**. Now, she is being removed as the host for the World Music Awards. WTF? If any name is synonymous with world music, it is Lindsay Lohan. Need I remind you her first two albums went platinum and gold respectively?
Then there is this whole deal with Obama. She volunteers to help with his campaign but his advisers say, “thanks but no thanks”. Why, because she is white? (I mean super ultra white…almost translucent except for all of those freckles). Or is because she has a hideous looking girlfriend? Newsflash Barack. We are ALL beautiful inside! (Except Lindsay’s girlfriend. Seriously, she is horrible looking).
This rejection has caused Lindsay to find solace in drugs and probably has had an influence on her really terrible driving record. How is she supposed to drive worth a crap when she is a) high and b) really hurt by everyone being super mean to her? My God, she is only 22…just a baby. Plus, she never shaved her head and got knocked up at the trailer park like another young star, who shall remain nameless.
I just don’t get it. Lindsay is a world class musical artist, potential Academy Award winning actress (how she didn’t win for “I know who killed me” is still a complete mystery) and all around great gal! She has a loving, nurturing mother (Dina) and seems to come from a very stable family. Lindsay is truly an American treasure that is not being recognized for her greatness.
Ok, sure, she has flashed her hoo-hoo a couple of times but who hasn’t? That’s just part of being a good, responsible celebrity. You have to give your audience what they want!
So please, for the love of God, quit firing Lindsay! She needs the work plus Dina needs the extra cash flow. (Plus, maybe then she can afford a better looking girlfriend. I mean, wow, that “girl” is flat out fugly).
EDIT: It would seem that I may have offended some fans of Lindsay or her girlfriend, Sam Ronson. Let me put up another picture of the two of them:
What is so hard to understand? Girl on the right = pretty. Girl / man on the left is horrible looking. What am I missing?